To congbong, a verb in the infinitive form. One is congbonging when they are simoultaniously using a drum and somebody's head to tap out a rhythm. Usually a catchy samba beat, hints of Raggae have been heard in the world of congbonging.
One who exhibits qualities of incompetence, social maladjustment, fashion retardation or just general dumbassness that far exceed those possessed by a run-of-the-mill dork.
I swear Alan is such an uberdork, I don't think he can be helped.