Uberdork

One who exhibits qualities of incompetence, social maladjustment, fashion retardation or just general dumbassness that far exceed those possessed by a run-of-the-mill dork.

I swear Alan is such an uberdork, I don't think he can be helped.

by Will October 09, 2004

carbage

A car that is garbage.

That ford is carbage.

by Will December 05, 2004

mowitdown

a swear word..used by only me and my friends....it can replace lots of words....

1." shut up you stupid mowitdown!!"
2. you look like a mowitdown!!!"

by Will October 20, 2004

slass

The word was invented by my buddy in 1989. He was making mac and cheese, but had no butter. He spit in the mix, instead. Me and another guy were watching, and he looked up guiltily. He said, "I can't believe I did that. It's so sleazy. It's so assinine. It's... slass." We all busted up laughing. Therefore the definition means "part sleazy, part assinine; both sleazy and assinine." The word has since grown to mean something more along the line of "generally negative."

Dude, that paint job on that guy's car is slass. OR Dude, you are slass.

by Will April 04, 2004

Scarf

A form of suicide involving hanging oneself while very intoxicated and masturbating.

I've decided to go out with a bang, I'm going to scarf myself.

See Queer as Folk Season One Finale

by Will April 12, 2005

bromo

Derived from an ancient chemical ritual, bromo is just as a light insult for someone who is generally annoying and needs to be put in their place.
Can be used like egit.

What a bromo!
Why are you such a fecking bromo?

by Will March 18, 2005

smell like a mosh pit

to smell like the area in gigs where fat topless sweaty men beat the hell out of each other

after my ten mile run i smelt like a mosh pit

by will March 13, 2004