8 definitions by Why is this not a word yet?

Future me

Yourself at any point in the future.

"I am going to leave a six pack here for future me ." "I hide stashes of chocolate around my house for future me to find." "I hope future me is smart enough not to do that again!"

by Why is this not a word yet? March 6, 2015

caveday

A day that you stay home and don’t go anywhere and you are unresponsive to people.

Sorry I didn’t call you back yesterday, I needed a caveday after Julie’s party.

by Why is this not a word yet? February 11, 2023

past me

Any version of yourself in the past.

"I found a twenty in my back pocket, thanks past me!" "I'm so glad past me took a cab here knowing I would be too drunk to drive home." "Good thing past me packed all these warm clothes!"

by Why is this not a word yet? March 6, 2015

mystery time

Any short period of time forgotten during a long day of drinking.

John said he partied all day at the tailgate and that he had a little mystery time before dinner..

by Why is this not a word yet? November 8, 2015

mystery time

Any short period of time forgotten during a long day of drinking.

John said he partied all day at the tailgate and that he had a little mystery time before dinner..

by Why is this not a word yet? November 8, 2015

FIMO

Fear I missed out.

"I decided not to go to the pre-Thanksgiving pub crawl, but then I woke up Thanksgiving day with intense FIMO."

by Why is this not a word yet? November 24, 2016

Bowjiggedy

Not traveling in a straight line. Swerving back and forth.

My arrow went straight and hit the target, but my girlfriend's arrow went all bowjiggedy and she missed the target altogether! Also: My car is tugging to the right, do you think one of the tires is bowjiggedy?

by Why is this not a word yet? March 4, 2015