jar-jar binks

The coolest mutherfuckin mac daddy pimp on the planet. And don't you forget it.

"Jim-Jam, what happened to the wheel covers on my landing gear?"
"Mesa sell them to buy mesa space-jiff!"

by WhoisHomer February 05, 2005

sexual harassment panda

A Panda who teaches children not to practice sexual harassment. Goes by the name of "Petey". The "Sexual Harassment Panda" song plays every time he walks into a room.

Who lives in the east 'neath the willow tree?
Sexual Harassment Panda.
Who explains sexual harassment to you and me?
Sexual Harassment Panda.
"Don't say that! Don't touch there!
Don't be nasty!" says the silly bear.
He's come to tell you what's right and wrong.
Sexual Harassment Panda.

"And when one little panda puts his furry little willy in another panda's ear, that makes me a very sadddddd panda!"

by WhoisHomer February 05, 2005

Abu Ghraib

Where Iraqis Fear to Tread

HABBIB: I just got out of Abu Ghraib prision.
MUFASA: Really? What was it like?
HABBIB: Slightly better than Euro-DisneyLand. Only slightly, though. Only slightly.

by WhoIsHomer February 18, 2005

hypnotoad

Meh, this show really went downhill in the 3rd season.

All glory to the hypnotoad!

by WhoisHomer February 05, 2005

genis-vell

Son of Captain Mar-Vell. Genis went temporarily batshit fucking nuts, but he's better now.

"HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA! I am God!"

by WhoisHomer February 05, 2005

homer simpson

guy incognito's exact double.

Guy Incognito: Greetings, good men. Might I trouble you for a drink?
Moe: Oh, get out of here, Homer.
Guy Incognito: Homer? Who is Homer? My name is Guy Incognito.

by whoishomer February 16, 2005

Preparation H Raymond

A man who freely, and lovingly, distributes Preparation H to the masses. Was one time convincted of murder, but he escaped and continues to spread love, joy, and anal relief.

If your bottom's not feeling fine, Raymond's here, Raymond's here Squirt this where the sun don't shine, Raymond's here to help.

by WhoisHomer February 05, 2005