11 definitions by WhoIsHomer
Homer Simpson's exact double, whom he saw lying unconcious outside of Moe's Tavern. Sadly, before Homer could find out who this individual was, he was distracted by a dog with a puffy tail.
by WhoIsHomer February 5, 2005
A man who freely, and lovingly, distributes Preparation H to the masses. Was one time convincted of murder, but he escaped and continues to spread love, joy, and anal relief.
If your bottom's not feeling fine, Raymond's here, Raymond's here Squirt this where the sun don't shine, Raymond's here to help.
by WhoIsHomer February 5, 2005
"I'm the T-100000000 and I suck."
by WhoIsHomer February 5, 2005
"Jim-Jam, what happened to the wheel covers on my landing gear?"
"Mesa sell them to buy mesa space-jiff!"
"Mesa sell them to buy mesa space-jiff!"
by WhoIsHomer February 5, 2005
A Panda who teaches children not to practice sexual harassment. Goes by the name of "Petey". The "Sexual Harassment Panda" song plays every time he walks into a room.
Who lives in the east 'neath the willow tree?
Sexual Harassment Panda.
Who explains sexual harassment to you and me?
Sexual Harassment Panda.
"Don't say that! Don't touch there!
Don't be nasty!" says the silly bear.
He's come to tell you what's right and wrong.
Sexual Harassment Panda.
"And when one little panda puts his furry little willy in another panda's ear, that makes me a very sadddddd panda!"
Sexual Harassment Panda.
Who explains sexual harassment to you and me?
Sexual Harassment Panda.
"Don't say that! Don't touch there!
Don't be nasty!" says the silly bear.
He's come to tell you what's right and wrong.
Sexual Harassment Panda.
"And when one little panda puts his furry little willy in another panda's ear, that makes me a very sadddddd panda!"
by WhoIsHomer February 5, 2005
Something that makes Vulcans sexually aroused. Vulcans usually raise an eyebrow and look at their superior officers suggestively when they find something logical.
"Very . . . logical. Captain Kirk..."
by WhoIsHomer February 5, 2005
by WhoIsHomer February 5, 2005