road rules

Whoever is bigger, wins.

18-wheeler v. Hyundai, head on, at 80 MPH. Who do you think will win?

by Who Cares July 25, 2003

Urban Addict

person that spends a lot of time posting insults on urban dictionary and has no life because they spend all their time here.

person 1: what are you doing when you get home?
person 2: going to urban dictionary duh
person 1: me too

by who cares May 13, 2005

happy harry

where one person takes a shit on another persons chest in the shape of a smiley face

last night i gave my partner a happy harry

by who cares June 18, 2006

CRABFISH

Something SMELLY

DAMN SUSAN CLOSE UR LEGS smells like crabfish!!

by who cares February 25, 2003

leprechaun

A sub-species of man that has a tendency to be uneccessarily tiny. Usually has a full assortment of green clothing and is known to have large amounts of facial/pubic/underarm hair.

Where to find: End of rainbows protecting large barrels of gold.

Bob--Look johny a green Leprechaun!
John--no shit its green leprechauns are always green..

by who cares January 11, 2004

Ratmunk

a new breed of a rat and a chipmunk. it eats food just like a chipmunk with a small trace of ratness. if you harm a ratmunk, it may--i mean 'will' harm you! and attack you with absolute no mercy sometimes being fatal.

ex.1: EVA, ex.2: EVA, ex.3: the one and only EVA

by WHO CARES March 20, 2005

adhlere

The F**KING Man who is one with the TUNA.

Adhlere Coffy is a guru.

by WHO CARES October 27, 2003