Definitions by WhiteMuchroom

NFT 

Something that retards see as the most important thing in the world but it leads to their downfall

Girl: ugh my husband loves NFT so much I had to break up with his stupid ass
Other girl: I know I was doing the dirty with my husband and he yelled “monkey NFT” at me

NFT by WhiteMuchroom April 28, 2022

Reverse Hammer Style

When you proceed to slap yourself in the face with a plastic hammer to show that you want some abuse in a sexual way

Girl: mom why’s that older man looking at me?
Mother: oh it’s fine sweetie he just wants the reverse hammer style

Reverse Hammer Style by WhiteMuchroom April 28, 2022

Milf 

M: Man
I: I

L: love

F: friends

Zookeeper: bro that lady is such a nice milf

Tiger: you gonna feed me or what?

Milf by WhiteMuchroom April 28, 2022

The fellas 

A notorious gang made up of the sped kids from the local elementary school, typically seen meeting after school to commit crimes

Bus driver: hey do you kids need a ride home
Boy: nah I’m a part of the fellas, we gonna blow some shit up
Bus driver: …

The fellas by WhiteMuchroom April 28, 2022

Squuzzling 

The act of have your significant other shove a feather dildo up your anus

Girl: hey babe I’m horny, we should try squuzzling

Squuzzling by WhiteMuchroom April 28, 2022

Brutal Beating 

When you are doing your girl from behind and accidentally moan her mother’s name

Guy: *moans* uhhh Carol!
Girl: That’s my moms name you bastard, imma give you a brutal beating

Brutal Beating by WhiteMuchroom January 19, 2022

Sluggy Style

When you harvest mucus from multiple snails, put it in your mouth and spit it all on your girl’s face.

Guy 1: what did you do last week?
Guy 2: I obviously gave my sister’s friends the Sluggy Style

Sluggy Style by WhiteMuchroom January 19, 2022