Guy at the store: bro look at that lainesthole. I am so getting a boner rn
Younger brother: woah you are such a virgin
Younger brother: woah you are such a virgin
by WhiteMuchroom April 29, 2022

When you harvest mucus from multiple snails, put it in your mouth and spit it all on your girl’s face.
by WhiteMuchroom January 19, 2022

Guy: bro let’s not hang out with Jacob tonight he’s a bit of a hypornicated dude
Other guy: yeah I agree
Other guy: yeah I agree
by WhiteMuchroom April 29, 2022

by WhiteMuchroom April 28, 2022

A notorious gang made up of the sped kids from the local elementary school, typically seen meeting after school to commit crimes
Bus driver: hey do you kids need a ride home
Boy: nah I’m a part of the fellas, we gonna blow some shit up
Bus driver: …
Boy: nah I’m a part of the fellas, we gonna blow some shit up
Bus driver: …
by WhiteMuchroom April 28, 2022

When you proceed to slap yourself in the face with a plastic hammer to show that you want some abuse in a sexual way
Girl: mom why’s that older man looking at me?
Mother: oh it’s fine sweetie he just wants the reverse hammer style
Mother: oh it’s fine sweetie he just wants the reverse hammer style
by WhiteMuchroom April 28, 2022

by WhiteMuchroom April 29, 2022
