WhiteMuchroom's definitions

The fellas

A notorious gang made up of the sped kids from the local elementary school, typically seen meeting after school to commit crimes

Bus driver: hey do you kids need a ride home
Boy: nah I’m a part of the fellas, we gonna blow some shit up
Bus driver: …

by WhiteMuchroom April 28, 2022

Reverse Hammer Style

When you proceed to slap yourself in the face with a plastic hammer to show that you want some abuse in a sexual way

Girl: mom why’s that older man looking at me?
Mother: oh it’s fine sweetie he just wants the reverse hammer style

by WhiteMuchroom April 28, 2022

Brutal Beating

When you are doing your girl from behind and accidentally moan her mother’s name

Guy: *moans* uhhh Carol!
Girl: That’s my moms name you bastard, imma give you a brutal beating

by WhiteMuchroom January 19, 2022

Lainesthole

A slang word used to a tight Latina asshole

Guy at the store: bro look at that lainesthole. I am so getting a boner rn
Younger brother: woah you are such a virgin

by WhiteMuchroom April 29, 2022

Sementa

The coolest fucking festival in the world. Don’t tell the ladies about the amount of beating off that happens at this event

Girl: hey why you being so weird all of a sudden
Guy: it’s cuz Sementa is coming up and k can’t have hoes get in my way

by WhiteMuchroom April 29, 2022

Queeze

When a girl sneezes and farts out of her coochie at the same time

Girl: Omg I’m so sorry, I accidentally queezed on you
Boy: what the fuck

by WhiteMuchroom April 29, 2022

Enlarge

Something my friends say would make sleepovers feel much better

Boy: yo if we enlarge it, this sleepover is gonna be lit!
Other boy: enlarge what exactly?

by WhiteMuchroom April 28, 2022