Reverse Hammer Style

When you proceed to slap yourself in the face with a plastic hammer to show that you want some abuse in a sexual way

Girl: mom why’s that older man looking at me?
Mother: oh it’s fine sweetie he just wants the reverse hammer style

by WhiteMuchroom April 28, 2022

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Hypornicated

Someone who’s hyper af in the friend group and is addicted to jacking off to a variety of porn

Guy: bro let’s not hang out with Jacob tonight he’s a bit of a hypornicated dude
Other guy: yeah I agree

by WhiteMuchroom April 29, 2022

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When you harvest mucus from multiple snails, put it in your mouth and spit it all on your girl’s face.

Guy 1: what did you do last week?
Guy 2: I obviously gave my sister’s friends the Sluggy Style

by WhiteMuchroom January 19, 2022

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The act of have your significant other shove a feather dildo up your anus

by WhiteMuchroom April 28, 2022

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A notorious gang made up of the sped kids from the local elementary school, typically seen meeting after school to commit crimes

Bus driver: hey do you kids need a ride home
Boy: nah I’m a part of the fellas, we gonna blow some shit up
Bus driver: …

by WhiteMuchroom April 28, 2022

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When you are doing your girl from behind and accidentally moan her mother’s name

Guy: *moans* uhhh Carol!
Girl: That’s my moms name you bastard, imma give you a brutal beating

by WhiteMuchroom January 19, 2022

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The coolest fucking festival in the world. Don’t tell the ladies about the amount of beating off that happens at this event

Girl: hey why you being so weird all of a sudden
Guy: it’s cuz Sementa is coming up and k can’t have hoes get in my way

by WhiteMuchroom April 29, 2022

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