The contents of typical newsfeed of social network user; a kaleidoscopic melange of shit ads. propaganda, fear porn, affirmation memes, more ads, pet photos, weird reels, more ads, food photos, dogs in costumes, more ads, gender warfare, musk, trump, more musk and trump, more ads , crowdsourcing begs, more ads and shitty ai, followed by, trump, musk and fear porn about activist judges and whining about being called nazis followed by a notice from the platform that you were restricted from something because you shared something from that platform they later decided violated their vague community standards AUP you agreed to when you registered and checked their EULA. Paying to receive this shit stew requires a really special kind of stupid.
Awrighty! This morning's shit stew bouquet is especially aromatic. I love the argument about what nazi symbol got keyed into a swastikar, whining about 1700 death threats for being a nazi , while running a million dollar lottery wearing a cheesehead hat pandering to financially distressed farmers and tradespeople. Nazi Schmazi, that's some Mussolini shit stew.
by Whistle Blower0013 April 01, 2025
Optical Rectumitis is a neurosis resulting from having a brain fill so full of shit from institutionalized false authorities and first principles that the person is blinded to objective reality. Differs from Recto-cranial Inversion, or head-up-ass disease in that Optical Rectumitis sufferers are sucking new shit daily, while the rectocranial inverted people are hiding from new shit in old shit. Libtards tend toward optical rectumitis while conservatards tend toward rectocranial inversion.
Elon Musk's Optical Rectumitis is so severe, he thinks he can build a space port on 2000 feet of mud in a hurricane prone river delta and get to Mars by 2030 with a spacecraft that has suffered several "unscheduled disintegrations", two in 2025 alone.
by Whistle Blower0013 May 14, 2025
A kakistokratic oligarchy dominated by VIDIOT s, tech bros Californicating our democratic way of life with one hand on their mouse and the other on their dicks, as we are witnessing with the swarm of cyber brats Trump and Musk have unleashed on our IT INFrasTruCTurE(go/stop)<green dot/red octagon.--> My IBM Login.Gov Plus! XEROX fujifilm PRINTERS
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Ladies, Gentlefew and other gendered folk, I regret to inform you the the USA became a Vidiocracy January 20, 2025, governed by vidiots in denial of scientific and ethical consensus to flim flam the taxpayers into subsidizing their unsustainable and unjust wet dreams.
by Whistle Blower0013 February 28, 2025
noun. Somebody too stupid to be an entire tool of the Military-Industrial complex bipartisan shit show in the junk heap on the Potomac called the ship of state; just a hive-minded true believer in red, white or blue on a black background with a purple frame, hearting the bullshit of their chosen color and getting angry at the other color. Mass Pavlovian conditioning to cheer on a clown car demolition derby on a figure 8 track cheering and jeering at the baboons in congress on Capitol Hill.
Are you serious, you knob? Trust Elon to get us to Mars when his second stages rain debris all over the bahamas and boca chica, calling the launches a success because they caught the boosters with giant chopsticks?
by Whistle Blower0013 April 01, 2025