Definitions by Whcgonzo

Morning Stanley 

The rock-hard erection the often is present upon waking.

I woke up with such a Morning Stanley that my blanket look like a pup tent.

Morning Stanley by whcgonzo November 6, 2012

Candeling

Two men using ajoined catheters for pleasure.

Dude, John and I were totally candeling last last night and now I can't pee.

Candeling by whcgonzo November 2, 2012

Penthouser

To defecate inside a swamp cooler (usually located on the roof of homes in the Southwest).

Dude, I just left a penthouser over at Dave's place.

Penthouser by whcgonzo July 8, 2012

word jitsu 

The art of using a person's words against them.

Will used word jitsu to make that guy look like a tool/

word jitsu by whcgonzo March 24, 2012

Grandpacicle 

The result of cryogenically freezing an elderly person.

My dad got sick so we had him turned into a grandpacicle until they find a cure.

Grandpacicle by Whcgonzo March 16, 2012

fappergasted 

The feeling of extreme exhaustion the comes over you right after long session of masturbation.

Man, I was on the interwebs last night looking at porn and went to bed fappergasted.

fappergasted by whcgonzo November 11, 2011

T-boning 

When one man rams his penis into the penis of another man at a 90-degree angle.

Jeff and I got really hot last night. We were totally t-boning by the fire.

T-boning by whcgonzo November 8, 2011