Westley E's definitions

can't understand normal thinking

A way to call a woman a Cunt in the middle of a fight, without her knowing. Similar to C U Next Tuesday but less known.

Her: You know this is ridiculous you....
You: You just CAN'T UNDERSTAND NORMAL THINKING!

by Westley E January 11, 2008

schmecklehead

A person who is a fuck up or buffoon

That guy is a friggin schmecklehead

by Westley E November 7, 2007

hi bye

A way to say hello and good bye at the same time, used when you see someone for the first time that day but have to leave immediately.

You wake up and are running late and see your girlfriend and say "Hi bye" then run out the door.

by Westley E April 12, 2008

Through the mirror

A point of time, usual during a night of drinking, when someone crosses over to a crazier, angrier or funnier side.

We were having a great time but then Joey went through the mirror and started a fight with the bouncer.

by Westley E March 1, 2008

scruff the ferret

The act of masterbation, male or female

"I'm gonna go home and scruff the ferret".

by Westley E November 6, 2007

B.F.R.

Abbreviation used in Rope Rescue and Rock Climbing to describe a substantial anchor point.

Literal abbreviation is "Big Fucking Rock"

Tie off to that B.F.R. and lower the rope down.

by Westley E December 5, 2007

sash weight

A weight used in old windows to help with opening and closing, usually built into the wall around the window.

A solid and well defined shit that resembles the above.

I think the sash weight broke of the window.

I gonna go drop off a sash weight in the bathroom.

by Westley E November 6, 2007