When a fine brizzle, most commonly your girlfriend, turns down your offer to be one of the hot girls in your upcoming rap video.
Duder 1: "Shit dude! My girl says she won't be the bitch giving me a massage in our video. She says it's degrading."
Duder 2: "Damn dude, that's a shitty vide-ho rejection. Guess we'll just have to get a finer brizzle to do it. She can't say you didn't offer!"
Duder 1: "Yea doggy, this video is going to be the shit! I'm gettin a happy ending!"
Duder 2: "Damn dude, that's a shitty vide-ho rejection. Guess we'll just have to get a finer brizzle to do it. She can't say you didn't offer!"
Duder 1: "Yea doggy, this video is going to be the shit! I'm gettin a happy ending!"
by westfalia January 20, 2010
Chica: "Hey baby, hold on a second. This will be our 400th time! We should do something special."
Duder: "400th? How do you know that girl?"
Chica: "I keep track in my dick book."
Duder: "Wow! Ok, let's put the blue ribbon I love in your hair. That'll make it special."
Duder: "400th? How do you know that girl?"
Chica: "I keep track in my dick book."
Duder: "Wow! Ok, let's put the blue ribbon I love in your hair. That'll make it special."
by westfalia December 17, 2009
Black Duder: "Yo dogg I speak da truf! I saw that trick at da club last night."
White Duder 1: "What is he talking about friend? Is he referring to my girlfriend?"
White Duder 2: "Yea dude, when you talk to gangsters like that remember that th=f. He said he is not lying to you and that he saw your girl at the local night club last night."
White Duder 1: "What is he talking about friend? Is he referring to my girlfriend?"
White Duder 2: "Yea dude, when you talk to gangsters like that remember that th=f. He said he is not lying to you and that he saw your girl at the local night club last night."
by westfalia January 28, 2010
Duder 1: "Oh just give me a break. Cookies, cake and brownies that's what I'm gonna bake."
Duder 2: "Sweet dude! I can't wait for your grandma's funeral! Your baking preview left me craving them shits."
Duder 2: "Sweet dude! I can't wait for your grandma's funeral! Your baking preview left me craving them shits."
by westfalia February 11, 2010
A person that was born in the US, but spent a big portion of their life in a foreign country before coming back to the US. Native foreigners tend to act like real foreigners with US papers.
Duder 1: "So-a I come-a to this-a country with $5 and I am-a going to a make-a millions rapping."
Duder 2: "Dude were you born in Italy? You sound so foreign especially when you rap."
Duder 1: "No doggy, I was straight born in Miami son!"
Duder 2: "Damn! You are one native foreigner for sure doggy."
Duder 2: "Dude were you born in Italy? You sound so foreign especially when you rap."
Duder 1: "No doggy, I was straight born in Miami son!"
Duder 2: "Damn! You are one native foreigner for sure doggy."
by westfalia February 01, 2010
When a person, usually an aspiring rapper, is freestyling while on the road. Road rhymin' is most effective when accompanied by custom-made beats via in car CD or MP3 player.
Duder 1: "Oh dude I thought of the best rhyme today on the way home from work."
Duder 2: "You was road rhymin' again? Damn man, you gonna get yourself in an accident."
Duder 1: "Fuck all that son! I gots to rhyme!"
Duder 2: "You was road rhymin' again? Damn man, you gonna get yourself in an accident."
Duder 1: "Fuck all that son! I gots to rhyme!"
by westfalia January 11, 2010
The look a guy gets on his face while masturbating. Most males get a jerk smirk on their face because of the uncontrollable pleasure they are feeling. A jerk smirk can last for several minutes after a guy ejaculates.
Duder 1: "Hurry up in there dude, I gotta trim my bush."
Duder 2: (comes out of bathroom) "Sorry dude, it's all yours."
Duder 1: "What the hell is that jerk smirk on your face for? Awww dude if I step on any of your nasty ass cum..."
Duder 2: (comes out of bathroom) "Sorry dude, it's all yours."
Duder 1: "What the hell is that jerk smirk on your face for? Awww dude if I step on any of your nasty ass cum..."
by westfalia December 29, 2009