Westfalia's definitions
Duder 1: "Yo man I dropped some vicodin last night in the city. My dealing average is 100%."
Duder 2: "Aw shutup man. That was your first deal. Give it time, you'll fuck up."
Duder 2: "Aw shutup man. That was your first deal. Give it time, you'll fuck up."
by westfalia February 12, 2010
Get the dealing averagemug. License plate tabs that are very old and expired. Most people's sour tabs are over a month expired because they are too broke to afford new ones.
Duder 1: "Fuck dude I got a ticket today."
Duder 2: "For what?"
Duder 1: "My tabs. They expired last month."
Duder 2: "Damn dude! Those are some sour tabs. I been telling you to get them shits for weeks now."
Duder 2: "For what?"
Duder 1: "My tabs. They expired last month."
Duder 2: "Damn dude! Those are some sour tabs. I been telling you to get them shits for weeks now."
by westfalia January 8, 2010
Get the sour tabsmug. Stands for Mother Sister Black. A woman that is african-american, has children and is known to a guy as his buddy's sister would classify as an MSB. Most white men have an 'achivement sex list' which includes a mom, a black girl, somebody's sister, a teacher, etc... If a white guy has sex with an MSB it is considered a powerful achievement.
Duder 1: "I can't believe you fucked Garrett's sister. She's half black and has a kid dude. You totally scored an MSB!"
Duder 2: "I know man, it was pretty amazing. Those titties were so nice."
Duder 1: "Damn! You're so far ahead of me now. All you have left on your list is a teacher. I got a lot of catching up to do."
Duder 2: "I know man, it was pretty amazing. Those titties were so nice."
Duder 1: "Damn! You're so far ahead of me now. All you have left on your list is a teacher. I got a lot of catching up to do."
by westfalia December 22, 2009
Get the MSBmug. Duder 1: "How was your first time?"
Duder 2: "Oh man it was cool. I was totally relex. I wasn't nervous at all."
Duder 1: "You're my idol dude."
Duder 2: "Oh man it was cool. I was totally relex. I wasn't nervous at all."
Duder 1: "You're my idol dude."
by westfalia December 9, 2009
Get the relexmug. Duder 1: "Dude I saw Jarmaal's package the other day in the locker room. He's totally got his right testicle pierced. It's so nasty."
Duder 2: "Say what? He's rockin' an Elton John sack?"
Duder 1: "Yeah! He thinks it makes his cock look bigger."
Duder 2: "Say what? He's rockin' an Elton John sack?"
Duder 1: "Yeah! He thinks it makes his cock look bigger."
by westfalia December 21, 2009
Get the Elton John sackmug. Duder 1: "So I went to the doctor because of the pain after my car accident and he gave me some vicodin. I'm going to sell them shits for like $50 a pill son! I need that money."
Duder 2: "Yeah dude, go for it. You'll be a broke ass amateur dealer but it's cool. Just make sure you don't get shot."
Duder 1: "Word doggy, word."
Duder 2: "Yeah dude, go for it. You'll be a broke ass amateur dealer but it's cool. Just make sure you don't get shot."
Duder 1: "Word doggy, word."
by westfalia January 14, 2010
Get the amateur dealermug. A swarm of girls, particularly at a night club, that move throughout an area leaving disappointment.
Duder 1: "Yo man watch out there's a poon typhoon comin'!"
Duder 2: "Awwww snap! Damn these girls are fine."
Duder 1: "You ok man?"
Duder 2: "Yea doggy, I think I got some blue balls though."
Duder 2: "Awwww snap! Damn these girls are fine."
Duder 1: "You ok man?"
Duder 2: "Yea doggy, I think I got some blue balls though."
by westfalia December 15, 2009
Get the poon typhoonmug.