127 definitions by Westfalia
Duder 1: "Yo man I dropped some vicodin last night in the city. My dealing average is 100%."
Duder 2: "Aw shutup man. That was your first deal. Give it time, you'll fuck up."
Duder 2: "Aw shutup man. That was your first deal. Give it time, you'll fuck up."
by Westfalia February 13, 2010
A rare condition that affects a male's ejaculatory substance color, making it come out with a yellow tint instead of a brilliant white. It's still unclear what causes yellow sperm.
Duder 1: "Whoa dude the other day I was jerking it and my spunk came out kind of yellow."
Duder 2: "No way dude! I read about this. You got yellow sperm! That's fucking gross. You should get that shit checked."
Duder 2: "No way dude! I read about this. You got yellow sperm! That's fucking gross. You should get that shit checked."
by Westfalia December 29, 2010
Your best buddy that remembers most everything, big or small, about your life (i.e. where you were born, when your birthday is, how many sisters and brothers you have, etc...).
Duder 1: "You know that foreign kid? Yea right, how?"
Duder 2: "We met like 10 years ago. Don't even try to test me dude. He was born in Orlando, moved to Catania, Italy, came back here during middle school, has one full blood sister, his middle name is Darin, he only dates asian girls and he's scared of spiders. I'm the friend with details, holla!"
Duder 1: "Holy shit dude!"
Duder 2: "We met like 10 years ago. Don't even try to test me dude. He was born in Orlando, moved to Catania, Italy, came back here during middle school, has one full blood sister, his middle name is Darin, he only dates asian girls and he's scared of spiders. I'm the friend with details, holla!"
Duder 1: "Holy shit dude!"
by Westfalia February 9, 2010
The act of ditching your current pet at your parent's house because you are tired of it and want to get a new one. Pet drop-offs are most commonly executed by kids who have parents that are pushovers.
Duder 1: "Yo mang, what happened to your suicidal beagle?"
Duder 2: "Oh you know playa, I had to leave him at my parent's right quick. I wanted to get these two cats anyway."
Duder 1: "Whoa dude that's harsh. You said goodbye after all those years by doing a pet drop-off? Damn!"
Duder 2: "Oh you know playa, I had to leave him at my parent's right quick. I wanted to get these two cats anyway."
Duder 1: "Whoa dude that's harsh. You said goodbye after all those years by doing a pet drop-off? Damn!"
by Westfalia April 14, 2010
Duder 1: where was your field trip doggy?
Duder 2: this place in Seattle, it was pretty fun. At least I got out of work.
Duder 1: nivr
Duder 2: what the fuck?
Duder 1: *nice, lol, my fingers were off the home keys
Duder 2: nice home row slip you fuck up
Duder 2: this place in Seattle, it was pretty fun. At least I got out of work.
Duder 1: nivr
Duder 2: what the fuck?
Duder 1: *nice, lol, my fingers were off the home keys
Duder 2: nice home row slip you fuck up
by Westfalia January 22, 2010
The one day where all your pending bank transactions go through before you can deposit or transfer money to cover them.
Duder 1: "Fucking school loan payment, grocery store, vet bill payment and my dinner out Saturday night all went through today! I got like three overdraft fees son! I'm broke!"
Duder 2: "You fucked up."
Duder 1: "Damn I want to choke somebody. Fuck this day of overdrafts."
Duder 2: "You fucked up."
Duder 1: "Damn I want to choke somebody. Fuck this day of overdrafts."
by Westfalia January 13, 2010
A list of women that, were a guy to have sex with any of them, would be considered a massive accomplishment. Mostly kept mentally by white guys.
Duder 1: "So, dude what's on your achievement sex list?"
Duder 2: "Oh you know the usual. A teacher, MILF, a buddy's sister, latina, a black chick."
Duder 2: "Oh you know the usual. A teacher, MILF, a buddy's sister, latina, a black chick."
by Westfalia December 23, 2009