CE blocker

Any object, especially a picture of your girlfriend, used to cover up the check engine light in your car. Most people that use a CE blocker are too broke to fix their car and don't want to see that their check engine light is still on.

Duder 1: "Oh is that your girl? Damn you love the asians."

Duder 2: "Yeah it's only there to cover up this."

Duder 1: "Oh snap! Nice CE blocker. How long has your check engine light been on?"

Duder 2: "For like 6 months."

by westfalia January 11, 2010

vide-ho rejection

When a fine brizzle, most commonly your girlfriend, turns down your offer to be one of the hot girls in your upcoming rap video.

Duder 1: "Shit dude! My girl says she won't be the bitch giving me a massage in our video. She says it's degrading."

Duder 2: "Damn dude, that's a shitty vide-ho rejection. Guess we'll just have to get a finer brizzle to do it. She can't say you didn't offer!"

Duder 1: "Yea doggy, this video is going to be the shit! I'm gettin a happy ending!"

by westfalia January 20, 2010

dick book

A journal or log kept by a woman that counts the number of times she's had sex with her boyfriend.

Chica: "Hey baby, hold on a second. This will be our 400th time! We should do something special."

Duder: "400th? How do you know that girl?"

Chica: "I keep track in my dick book."

Duder: "Wow! Ok, let's put the blue ribbon I love in your hair. That'll make it special."

by westfalia December 17, 2009

th=f

A formula that helps white people translate African-American slang.

Black Duder: "Yo dogg I speak da truf! I saw that trick at da club last night."

White Duder 1: "What is he talking about friend? Is he referring to my girlfriend?"

White Duder 2: "Yea dude, when you talk to gangsters like that remember that th=f. He said he is not lying to you and that he saw your girl at the local night club last night."

by westfalia January 28, 2010

road rhymin'

When a person, usually an aspiring rapper, is freestyling while on the road. Road rhymin' is most effective when accompanied by custom-made beats via in car CD or MP3 player.

Duder 1: "Oh dude I thought of the best rhyme today on the way home from work."

Duder 2: "You was road rhymin' again? Damn man, you gonna get yourself in an accident."

Duder 1: "Fuck all that son! I gots to rhyme!"

by westfalia January 11, 2010

baking preview

When a person lets you know in advance what they plan on baking for some event or just for fun.

Duder 1: "Oh just give me a break. Cookies, cake and brownies that's what I'm gonna bake."

Duder 2: "Sweet dude! I can't wait for your grandma's funeral! Your baking preview left me craving them shits."

by westfalia February 11, 2010

jerk smirk

The look a guy gets on his face while masturbating. Most males get a jerk smirk on their face because of the uncontrollable pleasure they are feeling. A jerk smirk can last for several minutes after a guy ejaculates.

Duder 1: "Hurry up in there dude, I gotta trim my bush."

Duder 2: (comes out of bathroom) "Sorry dude, it's all yours."

Duder 1: "What the hell is that jerk smirk on your face for? Awww dude if I step on any of your nasty ass cum..."

by westfalia December 29, 2009