Westfalia's definitions

death escape

When you very nearly get away from something or someone that would have killed you.

Chica: "My brother heard this loud bomb last night outside our house so he grabbed his shotgun and started down the driveway to see who it was."

Duder 1: "Are you serious? Oh my God! That was us. It was a pop bottle bomb. We were just messing with you."

Duder 2: "Holy shit dude would he have shot us?"

Duder 1: "Probably! That was one hell of a death escape."

by westfalia January 20, 2010

spermy reaction

The sudden response a person exhibits when tasting someone's spunk.

Duder 1: "Ha Ha got this funny story to tell you. So my girl was giving me head the other day and once I spurt in her mouth she pulled away, spit it out and said 'No BUENO!!!'."

Duder 2: "Ha Ha Ha nukka that's one bad spermy reaction. You better drink some pineapple juice with breakfast, lunch and dinner. Get your shit in check."

by westfalia December 20, 2010

friend with details

Your best buddy that remembers most everything, big or small, about your life (i.e. where you were born, when your birthday is, how many sisters and brothers you have, etc...).

Duder 1: "You know that foreign kid? Yea right, how?"

Duder 2: "We met like 10 years ago. Don't even try to test me dude. He was born in Orlando, moved to Catania, Italy, came back here during middle school, has one full blood sister, his middle name is Darin, he only dates asian girls and he's scared of spiders. I'm the friend with details, holla!"

Duder 1: "Holy shit dude!"

by westfalia February 9, 2010

titty pic

The one and only picture of a small chested girl where here tits appear to be large.

Duder 1: "Whoa! Is that your girl? I love the blue thing in her hair and her titties look so big."

Duder 2: "Yea, they do. But they aren't that big. They just look big in that pic."

Duder 1: "So this is her titty pic? Well, it's still nice anyway. I'd cut."

by westfalia December 21, 2009

yellow sperm

A rare condition that affects a male's ejaculatory substance color, making it come out with a yellow tint instead of a brilliant white. It's still unclear what causes yellow sperm.

Duder 1: "Whoa dude the other day I was jerking it and my spunk came out kind of yellow."

Duder 2: "No way dude! I read about this. You got yellow sperm! That's fucking gross. You should get that shit checked."

by westfalia December 29, 2009

dub dub dub

A more gangsta way to say "WWW" (World Wide Web). Most commonly used in the hood.

Thug 1: "Yo dogg, where'd you hear about brizzle browsin'?"

Thug 2: "Ah dogg you need to hit up dub dub dub .urbandictionary.com for all that shit."

Thug 1: "Oh fo sho doggy."

by westfalia December 12, 2009

joke reality check

When a person says or does something jokingly only to find out it's actually true or currently happening. Most joke reality checks are 'what if' situations.

Duder 1: "Oh my god dude look out the window at that red car. Looks like my ex's huh? What if it was? That would be so weird. She doesn't even know where I live."

Duder 2: "Holy shit dude isn't that her brother getting out of the car? That is her dude."

Duder 1: "Fuck! Are you kidding? I hope she didn't see me or my car outside."

Duder 2: "Ha ha that's funny shit. Talk about a joke reality check."

by westfalia January 13, 2010