Westfalia's definitions

cack crash

When your penis gets too tired to perform and just quits on you. Before a cack crash, your penis will usually be extremely excited like someone pumped him full of caffeine.

Duder 1: "Hey doggy how'd it go with that brizzle last night?"

Duder 2: "Well it started off great, but then my dick just went limp on me. I was all hard at first so I thought it would be an epic f*ck session, but it wasn't."

Duder 1: "Oh man, that's classic cack crash, B. Better luck next time.... oh wait there won't be a next time biatch!"

Duder 2: "Yeah... thanks a lot you dick."

by westfalia October 7, 2010

epic fuck

A sexual encounter that is over the top and extremely memorable for any number of reasons.

Duder 1: "Yo dude did you see the girl I went home with last night?"

Duder 2: "Yeah boi! She was so hot."

Duder 1: "Well anyway, I get to her place and we start making out. Then, her roommate comes home, who is f*cking smoking hot by the way, and she joins in! I railed both those sweet asses for like 3 hours!"

Duder 2: "Holy shit! That's one epic fuck doggy! I bet that'll be #1 in your spank bank for a long time."

by westfalia October 7, 2010

iSignature

The signature at the bottom of the emails sent from your iPhone. Your iSignature is typically changed from 'Sent from my iPhone' to something funny.

Duder 1: "So, anyway are we all going to kick it this weekend or what? I'm free Friday anytime after 7 and I'll make sure to kick my boo out so we can have dudes night. Just make sure ya'll don't drink too much because last time you tried to kiss me. You guys are such fags."

Duder 2: "I'm down. Sent from my iFuckinHateYouGuys"

Duder 3: "Nice iSignature you dick. We hate you and your iPhone too. PS: I'm down for Friday night."

by westfalia July 19, 2010

Half-tan

When only half of your body gets tanned in a tanning bed because you forgot to close the lid.

Duder 1: "Hey doggy, what did you do this weekend?"

Duder 2: "Ah went tanning playboi. My back got f*cked up burnt."

Duder 1: "What? Did you forget to close the lid or something you half-tan ass?"

Duder 2: "You're supposed to close the lid?"

by westfalia May 31, 2011

Pavlov's Dougie

When a person hears the song "Teach Me How to Dougie" by Cali Swag District, and has a pavlov's dog-type reaction, being un-able to do anything but the "Dougie" dance. This term references an experiment by Ivan Pavlov in which dogs were trained to salivate upon hearing the ringing of the bell.

Duder 1: "I know what will get him going."

Duder 2: "Yea put on that Dougie son. He can't resist them shits. Might as well call that kid Pavlov's Dougie."

(song starts playing)

Duder 3: "Oh damn you guys." (starts Dougie-ing)

by westfalia May 31, 2011

frat five

A loud high five shared by two dudes, typically following each one of them shouting "nice!". The frat five was made popular by frat boys.

Duder 1: "Yo dude, did you see that chicks ass? That thing's bangin'!"

Duder 2: "Yea it is! Nice!"

Duder 1: "Nice!"

*slap*

Duder 3: "Really guys? You just did a frat five in public?"

by westfalia May 3, 2010

incognito bush

A less-noticeable, thick patch of embarassing hair on a person's body. People like this go to great lengths to hide their nasty hair during sexual encounters (i.e. having sex in the dark).

Duder 1: "Oh yeah dude I LOVE 69, but I can't do it with the lights on."

Duder 2: "Why the hell not?"

Duder 1: "Because my girl saw my hairy ass last time and said it was nasty. So, I gotta make sure the lights are off so it's incognito bush son!"

Duder 2: "Ha Ha dude! That's so sad that you have to hide that thing!"

by westfalia May 11, 2010