A rare condition that affects a male's ejaculatory substance color, making it come out with a yellow tint instead of a brilliant white. It's still unclear what causes yellow sperm.
Duder 1: "Whoa dude the other day I was jerking it and my spunk came out kind of yellow."
Duder 2: "No way dude! I read about this. You got yellow sperm! That's fucking gross. You should get that shit checked."
Duder 2: "No way dude! I read about this. You got yellow sperm! That's fucking gross. You should get that shit checked."
by westfalia December 29, 2009
Thug 1: "Yo dogg, where'd you hear about brizzle browsin'?"
Thug 2: "Ah dogg you need to hit up dub dub dub .urbandictionary.com for all that shit."
Thug 1: "Oh fo sho doggy."
Thug 2: "Ah dogg you need to hit up dub dub dub .urbandictionary.com for all that shit."
Thug 1: "Oh fo sho doggy."
by westfalia December 12, 2009
When a person says or does something jokingly only to find out it's actually true or currently happening. Most joke reality checks are 'what if' situations.
Duder 1: "Oh my god dude look out the window at that red car. Looks like my ex's huh? What if it was? That would be so weird. She doesn't even know where I live."
Duder 2: "Holy shit dude isn't that her brother getting out of the car? That is her dude."
Duder 1: "Fuck! Are you kidding? I hope she didn't see me or my car outside."
Duder 2: "Ha ha that's funny shit. Talk about a joke reality check."
Duder 2: "Holy shit dude isn't that her brother getting out of the car? That is her dude."
Duder 1: "Fuck! Are you kidding? I hope she didn't see me or my car outside."
Duder 2: "Ha ha that's funny shit. Talk about a joke reality check."
by westfalia January 13, 2010
A public service (that usually lasts all year) in which you voluntarily take time out of your day to help your buddy pass math class. Most common math pro bono's involve one American student and the foreign kid he's grown fond of and befriended.
Foreign Kid: "Yo dude I don't get this shit! What the fuck is teach talking about when he says cosine of 30 degrees?"
American Kid: "Get your calculator. All you gotta do is put in 'cos(30degrees)' and you'll get '0.866025404'. Simple dude. Are you going to be my math pro bono all damn year?"
Foreign Kid: "Yeah dude, we don't do math in my country."
American Kid: "Get your calculator. All you gotta do is put in 'cos(30degrees)' and you'll get '0.866025404'. Simple dude. Are you going to be my math pro bono all damn year?"
Foreign Kid: "Yeah dude, we don't do math in my country."
by westfalia January 12, 2010
Duder 1: "Ok, I'm down. Hey Pete you down to kick it tomorrow night?"
Duder 2: "Yea right you gotta ask his ass like a month in advance. He's always too busy on short notice."
Pete: "Yea sure, I'm down. How about you dude?"
Duder 2: "Oh shit....um.....well I'm busy."
Pete: "You're such a contradicting shit-giver."
Duder 2: "Yea right you gotta ask his ass like a month in advance. He's always too busy on short notice."
Pete: "Yea sure, I'm down. How about you dude?"
Duder 2: "Oh shit....um.....well I'm busy."
Pete: "You're such a contradicting shit-giver."
by westfalia January 19, 2010
A photograph in which one person looks like shit and therefore brings down the overall quality and potential of the memory.
Duder 1: "Whoa dude your girl is looking hot in this club pic. Why come your ass is all sweaty and looking like doo doo?"
Duder 2: "I know! Fuck! It had so much potential."
Duder 1: "Way to go you pic ruiner."
Duder 2: "I know! Fuck! It had so much potential."
Duder 1: "Way to go you pic ruiner."
by westfalia February 09, 2010
An alternate term for going down on a girl. Most commonly used when talking to others in a public place.
Duder 1: "I can't believe you took that fat girl home last night? Did you preheat the oven?"
Duder 2: "Oh you know it dude. It was sweet like honey."
Duder 1: "Wow man that's so dope."
Duder 2: "Oh you know it dude. It was sweet like honey."
Duder 1: "Wow man that's so dope."
by westfalia December 11, 2009