Welp's definitions
Drawn porn. They've got all kinds of weird shit happening in and out. Tentacles, aliens, incest etc. In Japan, it simply means "pervert" (well, from what I've been told and read).
Really decent (save for yeah, those other weird types that utterly destroy your sanity if watched for long) as long as you don't start dreaming of those drawn girls, or you'll be digging your own grave.
It's interesting and in a way stimulating. I repeat again: As long as you realize that some weird shit there won't come true, the girls are JUST drawn, the body figures are out of rational proportion and not live in that "drawn" world it's all fine.
There are also dating sims out there and like previously mentioned, are sim-girl -related (Guy meets a lot of girls and screws them all then weird shit happens at the end). However, some do have stories. These games focus more on how to attain the girl in a focused manner without getting too much sex in between (I mean only at the end or if your "chosen path" is the girl you are pursuing; Even at the middle, you'll get laid. Easy shit, CAN be possible, but mostly impossible unless.. I don't know). Not only these sim-girled games focus on one girl, but focus on the whole story in general. All games (H-games) have different genres. Worth your time if you really don't have anything to do, or just want something else to meddle with.
All in all, hentai's good to a degree. Great alternative for real porn. Just realize none of those shit will happen in real life.
Really decent (save for yeah, those other weird types that utterly destroy your sanity if watched for long) as long as you don't start dreaming of those drawn girls, or you'll be digging your own grave.
It's interesting and in a way stimulating. I repeat again: As long as you realize that some weird shit there won't come true, the girls are JUST drawn, the body figures are out of rational proportion and not live in that "drawn" world it's all fine.
There are also dating sims out there and like previously mentioned, are sim-girl -related (Guy meets a lot of girls and screws them all then weird shit happens at the end). However, some do have stories. These games focus more on how to attain the girl in a focused manner without getting too much sex in between (I mean only at the end or if your "chosen path" is the girl you are pursuing; Even at the middle, you'll get laid. Easy shit, CAN be possible, but mostly impossible unless.. I don't know). Not only these sim-girled games focus on one girl, but focus on the whole story in general. All games (H-games) have different genres. Worth your time if you really don't have anything to do, or just want something else to meddle with.
All in all, hentai's good to a degree. Great alternative for real porn. Just realize none of those shit will happen in real life.
Guy 1: Want to watch hentai?
Guy 2: Er.. maybe some other time. I've got a date from our classroom.
Geek: Wow! that hentai is VERY VERY GOOOOOOOD. *drool*
Decent guy: Hey, don't tell me you're taking that drawn shit seriously.
Geek: What did you say?! Are you bashing the almighty hentai?!
Decent Guy: No. I have seen and enjoyed it. Maybe you need to get a fix pal. Those shit ain't real.
Geek: *sob* Why must you destroy my fantasies?!?!
Decent Guy: Whatever. They're good in their own way. Just not wholly worth fantsizing for in general however.
Guy 2: Er.. maybe some other time. I've got a date from our classroom.
Geek: Wow! that hentai is VERY VERY GOOOOOOOD. *drool*
Decent guy: Hey, don't tell me you're taking that drawn shit seriously.
Geek: What did you say?! Are you bashing the almighty hentai?!
Decent Guy: No. I have seen and enjoyed it. Maybe you need to get a fix pal. Those shit ain't real.
Geek: *sob* Why must you destroy my fantasies?!?!
Decent Guy: Whatever. They're good in their own way. Just not wholly worth fantsizing for in general however.
by Welp June 11, 2004
Get the hentaimug. A Red Light District is a place where prostitution is common. The phrase was based in the Bible where Rahab, a prostitute in Jericho, aided Joshua's spies with a red light.
Interestingly enough, the Japanese word "akasen" (red-line district) is of equal meaning to a red-light district.
Interestingly enough, the Japanese word "akasen" (red-line district) is of equal meaning to a red-light district.
Guy 1: Hey, have you ever visited Kabukicho (Japan), Patpong (Thailand), Wanchai (Hong Kong), Sunset Boulevard (California {Hollywood}) and Venus Valley (Montana)? I sure did for the last couple of years, and all were awesome!
Guy 2: Well.. all of the cities you've visited.. they are all red-light districts. I'm sure you had a real "good" time there.
Guy 2: Well.. all of the cities you've visited.. they are all red-light districts. I'm sure you had a real "good" time there.
by Welp July 31, 2004
Get the red light districtmug. A mechanism that goes along with forest fires. Firestorms are large fires covering large areas.
Some area catches fire, then cold air comes in at ground level, creating high winds and fuel more flames. With this method, fires can reach up to 2000 degrees C.
It is not only by nature, but also made by man. A definite example is the nuclear bomb.
Some area catches fire, then cold air comes in at ground level, creating high winds and fuel more flames. With this method, fires can reach up to 2000 degrees C.
It is not only by nature, but also made by man. A definite example is the nuclear bomb.
The fire that happened in Peshtigo, Wisconsin is a firestorm. Mayhaps one of the largest and deadliest fires in the U.S.
by Welp July 31, 2004
Get the firestormmug. Most beneficial yet dangerous element known to man. One particle of antimatter can fuel New York's power for a day. Yet it has a drawback however; It is completely destructive upon contact with another element (yes, EVEN AIR). Upon contact, one particle is enough to cause an even more massive explosion, perhaps (researching) double the destruction level of an Atomic bomb.
It is currently being researched at CERN (a European Organization for Particle Physics Research located just west of Geneva, Switzerland) and Fermilab. Both of these organizations are researching on making antimatter on large quantities and fuel.
It is currently being researched at CERN (a European Organization for Particle Physics Research located just west of Geneva, Switzerland) and Fermilab. Both of these organizations are researching on making antimatter on large quantities and fuel.
This can be very beneficial yet destructive.
Star Trek geeks/nerds/appreciators (or whatever) knows antimatter and its use as a power source.
There are antimatter weapons currently in production.
OH SHIT! ANTIMATTER EXPLOSION!
Star Trek geeks/nerds/appreciators (or whatever) knows antimatter and its use as a power source.
There are antimatter weapons currently in production.
OH SHIT! ANTIMATTER EXPLOSION!
by Welp May 30, 2004
Get the antimattermug. 1. Masyadong maputi yung mga baka doon. (The cows over there are too white)
2. Baka hindi ako makapunta sa sinehan bukas.
(Maybe I can't go to the movies tomorrow)
2. Baka hindi ako makapunta sa sinehan bukas.
(Maybe I can't go to the movies tomorrow)
by Welp May 28, 2004
Get the bakamug. Video game that became popular over the recent years. Employs dance-like movements to "win" a stage. Good game. However, nowadays it has become extremely overrated.
Good alternatice to exercise for gamers, because they hit two birds in one stone: lose fat and still play videogames.
Oh well, I still prefer exercise. Lessens the strain on my eyes.
Good alternatice to exercise for gamers, because they hit two birds in one stone: lose fat and still play videogames.
Oh well, I still prefer exercise. Lessens the strain on my eyes.
Guy 1: That guy's pretty good at that song.
Guy 2: Yeah. Beats the poser over there. Mus've got the case of Yellow Fever, but he isn't hitching any asian chicks.
Guy 1: Absolutely.
Guy 2: Yeah. Beats the poser over there. Mus've got the case of Yellow Fever, but he isn't hitching any asian chicks.
Guy 1: Absolutely.
by Welp June 18, 2004
Get the Dance Dance Revolutionmug. A depressed person's best friend
by Welp June 2, 2004
Get the razormug.