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Beat my momma's hentai

when you catch your mom watching hentai and beat up the device she was watching it on
Hold on i gotta go beat my momma's hentai

Copper's Hentai Collection 

coppers hentai collection is unmatched in numbers, no one can compete with the hundreds of thousands of terabytes of pure, slightly illegal, HENTAI FOLDER

all of which is stored in one folder on his sh1tty phone
"yo, do you know if copper's hentai collection is up for sale yet?"
"no"

It's called hentai 

and it's art...
(The Office)

Michael: "Let us do one last crossword together as brothers."

Stanley: "No."

Michael: "Shall we? Yes."

Stanley: "Nope. Nope!"

*Hentai Magazines fall in the floor*

Stanley: It's called hentai. And it's art.

Hentai Senpai 

Master of Hentai. Tends to spend all free time watching anime porn. But you can't be just any watcher of hentai. To become master you must wank uncontrollably for an entire day. Then and only then will you be Hentai Senpai.
Boy 1: Hey look at that nerd over there! I bet you he has no friends!
Boy 2: Are you kidding? That's Hentai Senpai. He may not have friends but so many guys look up to him! I can't wait til I can one day become like him!
Boy 1: He's still a nerd.
Hentai Senpai by silverwin February 12, 2014

Hentai senpai 

A hentai senpai is a master of hentai who knows more then the average weeb about hentai
Hey you see that guy he is the hentai senpai all the guys look up to him
Hentai senpai by Notorious senpai December 6, 2019

Hentai sudoku 

It's a phrase used to replace a japanese word hara-kiri.
Anna: Dude we got 5 assignments till tomorrow.
Stefan: I might as well commit hentai sudoku...
Hentai sudoku by Plavi Nindza November 9, 2020