Weens's definitions

beer parlour

Sort of like a ice cream parlour, but with beer.

I went and got a mickey of C.C. at the beer parlour.

by Weens September 24, 2005

boozer bear

A Kingdom of Loathing player that has been around forever and probaly will be. Because Boozer has been playing for so long, his is more item rich than anyone else.

Boozer Bear just drove up the price of ramen! That bastard!

by Weens September 25, 2005

muskeg

Swampy bogland. (Or boggy swampland.)

I got the skidoo stuck in the muskeg.

by Weens September 24, 2005

skidoo

A sled with a seat and a motor, used for fun and transport in Canada during the winter. Also, a self-propelled decapitation unit for teens.

I crashed the skidoo into a tree trying to deke a deer.

by Weens September 24, 2005

paintball

One of the worlds fastest growing extreme sports. The game consists of using markers to propel a animal fat/food colouring filled ball at opposing players. Basically, laser tag, but with ammunition. Paintball can be played in many formats, the two most popular being speedball (professional paintball, played on a field of balloon-type bunkers) and woodsball (played in the bush). Contrary to popular opinion, paintball is one of the safest mainstream sports, safer than baseball or even bowling. Almost all paintball injuries are caused by morons, whether they are stupid enough to remove thier mask during a game, or forgetting to put a safety plug in their gun between games.

I went and played a couple hours of paintball today. I've got a few good welts, but nothing major.

by Weens July 18, 2006

flying v

A play that can be used in almost any team sport, consisting of one player (with the puck/football/soccerball/lacrosse ball/rugby ball/whatever) running, while being surrounded by the rest of their team, in a v-formation. It works well as a last second gamble, or as a joke play that just confuses people.

We're down by a goal with 2 minutes left...
FLYING V!

by Weens July 20, 2006

suicide pass

Noun/Verb, pertaining to ice hockey.

When a player passes the puck to a teamate, but miscalculates his speed and puts the pass slightly behind him. This makes the reciever of the pass turn his head to try and catch the pass and leaves him open to a check that will destroy his spine.

The dumbass gave me a suicide pass, and I got hit so hard my head touched my toes.

by Weens September 24, 2005