paintball

One of the worlds fastest growing extreme sports. The game consists of using markers to propel a animal fat/food colouring filled ball at opposing players. Basically, laser tag, but with ammunition. Paintball can be played in many formats, the two most popular being speedball (professional paintball, played on a field of balloon-type bunkers) and woodsball (played in the bush). Contrary to popular opinion, paintball is one of the safest mainstream sports, safer than baseball or even bowling. Almost all paintball injuries are caused by morons, whether they are stupid enough to remove thier mask during a game, or forgetting to put a safety plug in their gun between games.

I went and played a couple hours of paintball today. I've got a few good welts, but nothing major.

by Weens July 19, 2006

chimo

The last sound you hear before a drunk Canadian falls over.

What could I say to the cop, except Chimo!

by Weens September 10, 2005

chinook

A warm wind that comes in over the Rocky Mountains and melts the snow in Calgary, much to Edmontons chagrin.

Damn chinook, melted everything south of Red Deer!

by Weens September 10, 2005

skidoo

A sled with a seat and a motor, used for fun and transport in Canada during the winter. Also, a self-propelled decapitation unit for teens.

I crashed the skidoo into a tree trying to deke a deer.

by Weens September 10, 2005

trolley tracks

Noun- pertaining to hockey. When a player tries to run the puck up the middle and is run over in the process.

James' facemask touched his nose after he got caught in the trolley tracks.

by Weens September 25, 2005

canadianism

A word used predominatly by Canadians. See the paragraph in my example.

Last night, I cashed my pogey and went to buy a mickey of CC at the beer parlour, but my skidoo got stuck in the muskeg on my way back to the duplex. I was trying to deke a deer, you see. Damn chinook, melted everything. And then a Mountie snuck up behind me in a ghost car and gave me an impaired. I was S.O.L., sitting there in my Stanfields and a toque at the time. And the mountie, he's all chippy and everything, calling me a shit disturber and whatnot.
Every linked word is a Canadianism.

by Weens September 10, 2005

stanfields

Men's underwear, especially Grampa style, white cotton with an elastic waistband and large flap on the front.

The cops snuck up on me in the ghost car as I was walking down the street in a pair of Stanfields.

by Weens September 10, 2005