Definitions by Weens

beer parlour 

Sort of like a ice cream parlour, but with beer.

I went and got a mickey of C.C. at the beer parlour.

beer parlour by Weens September 24, 2005

skidoo 

A sled with a seat and a motor, used for fun and transport in Canada during the winter. Also, a self-propelled decapitation unit for teens.

I crashed the skidoo into a tree trying to deke a deer.

skidoo by Weens September 24, 2005

muskeg 

Swampy bogland. (Or boggy swampland.)

I got the skidoo stuck in the muskeg.

muskeg by Weens September 24, 2005

chinook 

A warm wind that comes in over the Rocky Mountains and melts the snow in Calgary, much to Edmontons chagrin.

Damn chinook, melted everything south of Red Deer!

chinook by Weens September 24, 2005

stanfields 

Men's underwear, especially Grampa style, white cotton with an elastic waistband and large flap on the front.

The cops snuck up on me in the ghost car as I was walking down the street in a pair of Stanfields.

stanfields by Weens September 24, 2005

canadianism 

A word used predominatly by Canadians. See the paragraph in my example.

Last night, I cashed my pogey and went to buy a mickey of CC at the beer parlour, but my skidoo got stuck in the muskeg on my way back to the duplex. I was trying to deke a deer, you see. Damn chinook, melted everything. And then a Mountie snuck up behind me in a ghost car and gave me an impaired. I was S.O.L., sitting there in my Stanfields and a toque at the time. And the mountie, he's all chippy and everything, calling me a shit disturber and whatnot.
Every linked word is a Canadianism.

canadianism by Weens September 24, 2005

chimo 

The last sound you hear before a drunk Canadian falls over.

What could I say to the cop, except Chimo!

chimo by Weens September 24, 2005