Web Willy's definitions

cock skirt

An excessively long foreksin, resulting in the foreskin overhanging the penis and looking like a purple Scotsman in a pink kilt.

My cock skirt's a bit chilly tonight.

by Web Willy April 7, 2003

taking the Bakerloo line to Harrow and Wealdstone

Another terms for anal sex. On maps of the London Underground, the Bakerloo line is coloured brown. Harrow and Wealdstone is the station at the end of the line.

He and Dale Winton were taking the Bakerloo line to Harrow and Wealdstone.

by Web Willy April 7, 2003

crack crustaceans

Vaginal fungus.

My crack crustaceans are more uncomfortable than a Swedish weather girl at a John Leslie convention.

by Web Willy April 7, 2003

Virgin Express to Heathrow

A woman experiencing an orgasm for the first time.

I sent her on the Virgin Express to Heathrow last night...

by Web Willy April 7, 2003

short-term salami partner

A gay man who receives oral sex in public toilets.

I was just looking for a short-term salami partner, officer.

by Web Willy April 7, 2003

Love raisins

A colloquial term for women's nipples, popularised by Mr Kipling.

It was so cold, she had love raisins like bullets.

by Web Willy April 7, 2003