safety curtain

The hyman. Refers to the hard curtain lowered at theatres during set changes, where the labia are the stage curtains.

I was the first to lift her safety curtain and enter centre-stage.

by Web Willy April 07, 2003

Urban shrimp jockey

A young, adventurous lesbian.

They were all over each other like Rhona Cameron riding an urban shrimp jockey.

by Web Willy April 07, 2003

Tuna Taster

A person who engages in oral sex with a middle aged woman.

Francis has become such a Tuna Taster.

by Web Willy April 07, 2003

Shuttlecock Sally

A practising lesbian.

She's the biggest Shuttlecock Sally since bush baby Brenda.

by Web Willy April 07, 2003

jock sock

A condom, especially while in use.

Oh shit, my jock sock's cocked.

by Web Willy April 07, 2003

nob chunder

Another term for creamy cock custard.

Fucking hell, now I'm covered in your nob chunder.

by Web Willy April 07, 2003