shit shaver

Somebody who tries to refine a poor or unusable piece of work, in the hope that it may become usable. A variation of "polishing a turd".

There's no point in shit-shaving that piece of crap, Nigel.

by Web Willy April 07, 2003

cock skirt

An excessively long foreksin, resulting in the foreskin overhanging the penis and looking like a purple Scotsman in a pink kilt.

My cock skirt's a bit chilly tonight.

by Web Willy April 07, 2003

Tuna Taster

A person who engages in oral sex with a middle aged woman.

Francis has become such a Tuna Taster.

by Web Willy April 07, 2003

crack crustaceans

Vaginal fungus.

My crack crustaceans are more uncomfortable than a Swedish weather girl at a John Leslie convention.

by Web Willy April 07, 2003

Creamy Cock Custard

Human semen, especially when it was been left for a long period of time.

I'm not cleaning your creamy cock custard off the curtains again.

by Web Willy April 07, 2003

jock sock

A condom, especially while in use.

Oh shit, my jock sock's cocked.

by Web Willy April 07, 2003