Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Web Willy

cock skirt

An excessively long foreksin, resulting in the foreskin overhanging the penis and looking like a purple Scotsman in a pink kilt.

My cock skirt's a bit chilly tonight.

Another term for creamy cock custard.

Fucking hell, now I'm covered in your nob chunder.

Vaginal fungus.

My crack crustaceans are more uncomfortable than a Swedish weather girl at a John Leslie convention.

An adjective describing something pleasing or well done.

Well done, Bob. That was a cocktastic presentation. I'm going to recommend you for a raise.

A person who doesn't like to perform oral sex, but has been persuaded by their partner.

Go on, Sarah, you're such a pubic tourist. You don't have to swallow.

Somebody who tries to refine a poor or unusable piece of work, in the hope that it may become usable. A variation of "polishing a turd".

There's no point in shit-shaving that piece of crap, Nigel.