Definitions by Web Willy

safety curtain

The hyman. Refers to the hard curtain lowered at theatres during set changes, where the labia are the stage curtains.

I was the first to lift her safety curtain and enter centre-stage.

safety curtain by Web Willy April 7, 2003

cock skirt 

An excessively long foreksin, resulting in the foreskin overhanging the penis and looking like a purple Scotsman in a pink kilt.

My cock skirt's a bit chilly tonight.

cock skirt by Web Willy April 7, 2003

nob chunder 

Another term for creamy cock custard.

Fucking hell, now I'm covered in your nob chunder.

nob chunder by Web Willy April 7, 2003

cocktastic 

An adjective describing something pleasing or well done.

Well done, Bob. That was a cocktastic presentation. I'm going to recommend you for a raise.

cocktastic by Web Willy April 7, 2003

shit shaver 

Somebody who tries to refine a poor or unusable piece of work, in the hope that it may become usable. A variation of "polishing a turd".

There's no point in shit-shaving that piece of crap, Nigel.

shit shaver by Web Willy April 7, 2003

pubic tourist 

A person who doesn't like to perform oral sex, but has been persuaded by their partner.

Go on, Sarah, you're such a pubic tourist. You don't have to swallow.

pubic tourist by Web Willy April 7, 2003