a much-fantasized-about sexual partner envisioned during sexual activity that assists one in facilitating orgasmic pleasure when their regular partner isn't cutting the mustard.
She became increasingly bored and turned off with her bald, flabby-bellied, hairy-assed husband, that during their bone dances together, she heavily relied upon her genicons, and power-operated toys, for fulfillment.
by weave September 18, 2003
a vaginal flatulation produced when air gets trapped within the upper folds of the inner lips and gets trapped deep within; subsequently, a salvo of fishy-smelling vaginal wind is expelled, making you feel as though you're at Fulton's Fish Market on a windy day. Could I get a pound of fresh salmon, please?
The audible sound and substantial wind produced by my wife in bed was not caused by her shitblaster. The covers flew up over our heads with a raging fury, only to realize she had queefed!
by weave September 01, 2003
I think I'm going to go home tonight and pat the old lady on the ass and park the ol' yacht in hair harbor. Deal!
by weave March 25, 2003
The bubble-headed bleach blonde was nothing shy of turngiddy. As a matter of fact, she was lighter than a popcorn fart.
by weave September 22, 2003
to have your charm or charisma working at full capacity; ain't no stoppin' ya now, especially with reference to scoring with a chick. You can't say or do anything wrong; your charismatic appeal is at peak level.
Talking to the foxy trollop at the end of the bar and trying to get to home plate was like placing a stick of butter in a microwave! She melted, and was up my ass like a proctologist on Monday morning!!! I guess I had my mojo rising that night!
by weave November 02, 2003
by weave March 20, 2003
an individual classified as trailer park, inbred, white trash OR any white trash person (ya know, toothless or in possession of some teeth, usu. stained, greasy hair, sporting mullets, wearing Marlboro or WWF/Nascar T-Shirts or wife beaters, etc.
by weave March 21, 2003