Weave's definitions
As I jumped in the lake to skinny-dip with my girl, my vanity, as well as my third leg, diminished rapidly. I unflatteringly shrammed to about one centimeter. I earned the new nickname "Needledick Bugfucker."
by weave September 7, 2003
Get the SHRAMmug. by weave March 27, 2003
Get the SHIT BLASTERmug. by Weave November 22, 2004
Get the courteous fartmug. After completing 2 rounds utilizing the standard and ever-so-boring missionary position, I had her mounted on all fours, as she assumed the ventro-dorsal position.
by weave August 22, 2003
Get the VENTRO-DORSAL POSITIONmug. He said that her vagina was so tight that it felt like it had a headlock on his manhood. When I had her, it felt like I was flying a 747 into the Grand Canyon. He's full of shizzle, unless he's hung like a show dog!
by weave October 25, 2003
Get the FULL OF SHIZZLEmug. means that the world is in the eye of the beholder; it all depends on how you look at things; all people look at things from a different perspective and have differing opinions or views about someone, something, etc.
Everything is quantifiable in terms of individual perception.
Everything is quantifiable in terms of individual perception.
To him, the new house is beautiful and grandiose in appearance; to me, it's ugly and pretentious. It's all relative, then, isn't it?
You think you're poor? Then take a look at the skid row bums living in the sewers downtown. Everything is relative.
You think you're poor? Then take a look at the skid row bums living in the sewers downtown. Everything is relative.
by weave September 14, 2003
Get the IT'S ALL / EVERYTHING'S RELATIVEmug. 
Get the bustle in your hedgerowmug.