Definitions by Weave

DR. JELLY FINGERS 

that doctor dude who ever-so-gingerly dons the latex over his digits, and abundantly lubes his pussy finger for subsequent rectal penetration.

After returning from his yearly today, my friend stated that Dr. Jelly Fingers requested that he assume the "rectal probing" position. After completion, my friend said it wasn't as bad as he initially thought, but the only thing he was a little upset about was that he had gotten a chubby in the process. Not good!

DR. JELLY FINGERS by weave August 24, 2003

PIMP TINTS 

Commonly referred to, in today's vast realm of ebonics, as "sunglasses."

Yo! You see dat brolic Mac Daddy bling-blingin' it at duh party not wearing his pimp tints?

PIMP TINTS by weave August 24, 2003

ASS CROUTON 

the clinging of fecal residue and toilet paper fragments to one's anal hairs; a disgustingly deplorable condition that unequivocally creates a lack of hygiene in this unpleasantly moist and stinky cavity. More commonly referred to as "dingleberries," or fartleberries."

With the amount of ass croutons that I was packing, you could have tossed quite a salad down there! Only problem was, I wished my girlfriend would have used Ranch dressing instead of Italian!

ASS CROUTON by weave August 22, 2003

RUB THE BACON 

to "do the dirty," have sex, get a leg over, fuck.

John & Amy are rubbing the bacon in the back seat of his Ford Pinto.

RUB THE BACON by weave August 22, 2003

VENTRO-DORSAL POSITION 

the technical and erudite term for vaginal penetration from behind, the "doggie-style" position.

After completing 2 rounds utilizing the standard and ever-so-boring missionary position, I had her mounted on all fours, as she assumed the ventro-dorsal position.

VENTRO-DORSAL POSITION by weave August 22, 2003

EBENEZER BALL SQUEEZER 

that doctor dude who asks you to lower your trousers as he caresses your nugget pouch and asks you to cough.

Following my vasectomy, ol' Ebenezer Ball Squeezer couldn't believe the size of my left testicle, as it had ballooned to the size of a fuckin' grapefruit! No coughing on that day.

EBENEZER BALL SQUEEZER by weave August 22, 2003

FOLLICALLY-CHALLENGED 

bald; variant spelling and pronunciation of "follicularly challenged," only this spelling and pronunciation looks and sounds better.

The follically-challenged look on today's men is quite widespread, and aesthetically appealing to the fairer sex.

FOLLICALLY-CHALLENGED by weave August 22, 2003