PREFER THE POLE TO THE HOLE

simply put, queer!

Stephan is of the homogenized persuasion...he definitely prefers the pole to the hole!

by weave October 07, 2003

FUSTILUG

A horizontally-challenged individual; a fat person.

At 350 pounds, my Aunt Gertrude was quite the fustilug. According to her husband, her naked ass had moe dimples than a golf ball.

by weave September 22, 2003

ese

A fellow Hispanic, your close friend or homey, homeboy.

Hey, ese, I'm gonna let that little mamacita feel my latino heat!

by weave April 03, 2003

TRIORCHID

a man who has three nuggets in his bean bag; a man with 3 testicles.

My uncle had three times the reproductive powers of any man I know. The sumbitch had three prairie oysters in his nugget pouch!

by weave September 15, 2003

NISUS

the strenuous physical exertion, usually accompanied by some degree of grunting, while sitting on the hopper, and forcing out a stanky, steamy loaf.

This morning upon awakening, I ever-so-gingerly lowered my rompers, sat on the throne, and experienced some vein-popping nisus -- thought my fuckin' eyes were gonna pop out of my sockets!

by weave September 18, 2003

SIGNIFICANT UDDER

a live-in sex partner with whom you literally "milk" the relationship for its great sex, without the intent of ever having a serious relationship. Very popular among today's youth.

Anne was my significant udder for three years until Debbie came around. After 6 months, I proposed to Debbie, and she became my significant other shortly thereafter.

by weave September 20, 2003

LOCUPLETATIVE

having the tendency to enrich by increasing some desirable quality or attribute

I was forced to endure another locupletative sermon about the evils of sex, drugs, and rock and roll.

by weave September 22, 2003