These little fuckers are kind of like hipsters but they’re not. One could say that they are a little confused all they know is that they like the way beanies look so for some dumbass reason so they keep wearing them. Now they are not really hipsters because they are not organic and they don't really fuck with macha. THEY CAN ONLY BE DESCRIBED AS GOD LOVING HIGH SCHOOL BOYS that look like they grow yeast for their kombucha in their room. So just imagine a regular, masturbating, nasty boy that fucks really hard with beanies.
by WeatherForcast March 27, 2022
Get the Beanie Bastard mug.These little fucks are everywhere they can seem like normal people but they aren’t. They are known for there silly stupid little hair cuts. These boys have gone through rigorous testing on bird knowledge as well as how to make sure a woman never has an orgasm. They are the benjamin button of high school boys and make sure to never date one. If you do you might find yourself spinning like a dreidel and vomiting because he’s just pulled the kitten lip and said pweeeease. DONT FUCKING DO IT.
Roger: Come and hang out with me.
Lola: No.
Roger: Why?
Lola: No.
Roger: Pweeeease?
Lola: No… go lick a dick you american cut.
Lola: No.
Roger: Why?
Lola: No.
Roger: Pweeeease?
Lola: No… go lick a dick you american cut.
by WeatherForcast March 26, 2022
Get the american cut mug.Nobody gives a fuck about the birth of America and the separation of those tea suckers from the damn colonizers. That is yesterdays problem. What people were really whispering about was the the awful happenings of discharge. The question is why does discharge happen… fuck discharge. While swimming is all good and fun it’s the dangers of taking off the suit that girls across America fret about. What has my vagina created? You have to take off your suit and discover. July 5th marks a type of day that you and your friends promise to never talk about. The kind of day that stays between the brothers forever and always.
Lisa: Hey I’m tired let’s go dry off and put on our clothes… get out of these suits.
Ophelia and Eddy: Okay !
Lisa: Let’s see the goods. Just for fun we’re all girls.
Eddy: Ahhhhhhhhh what just flight out of Ophelia???
Ophelia: Guys oh my gosh. No.
Eddy: We can’t be friends with discharge girl.
Lisa: Yeah let’s get out of here before we get the discharge touch.
Ophelia: Guys please never talk about this it’s a July 5th kinda moment.
Ophelia and Eddy: Okay !
Lisa: Let’s see the goods. Just for fun we’re all girls.
Eddy: Ahhhhhhhhh what just flight out of Ophelia???
Ophelia: Guys oh my gosh. No.
Eddy: We can’t be friends with discharge girl.
Lisa: Yeah let’s get out of here before we get the discharge touch.
Ophelia: Guys please never talk about this it’s a July 5th kinda moment.
by WeatherForcast March 26, 2022
Get the July 5th mug.From the sexy little show that the boys call Rick and Morty... Penis in the foreskin kind if love is spoken of. As a vagina owner and more of a no-brim kind of gal, I can't be certain but there is nothing more close and intimate than a penis and its foreskin. There is almost something poetic about the fact the foreskin needs the penis but the penis doesn't need the foreskin and how in the symbiotic relationship the foreskin is ridiculed by many. Just like relationships, one person is always more involved than the other and one person could very well live without that person. However, just like a breakup when the foreskin is removed it's forever. In the moment the love is precious and intimate and will never be forgotten.
I'm sick and tired of all of these hookups. Will I ever get that “penis in the foreskin kind of love”? So warm and cozy... it's all I can think about.
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Get the “Penis in the foreskin kind of love” mug.When you meet a boy and you automatically start having sex (starts filling you with him nasty little juices).
I got autofilled by some random little fuck last night. Gotta to go get a plan b so that fill ain’t permanent.
by WeatherForcast March 26, 2022
Get the AutoFill mug.Skin to skin contact is the way to go. I don’t care if sperm travels into my uterine wall and impregnates me. Penis is the foreskin love is what I need.
Gwen: I was hooking up with this total minx last night and he got out a condom. I looked him dead in the eye and said “there’s no love in latex” and then we fucked.
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Get the “There’s no love in latex” mug.When you meet a boy that’s really quiet but he somehow has the ability to make you really wet. His silence rings from his sexy mouth and gets the labia goin.
Tilly: Have you ever talked to Jarred.
Lob: Nah he doesn’t talk to anyone.
Tilly: It lowkey gets me quet.
Lob: Wanna try and have a threesome with him?
Tilly: Totes.
Lob: Nah he doesn’t talk to anyone.
Tilly: It lowkey gets me quet.
Lob: Wanna try and have a threesome with him?
Tilly: Totes.
by WeatherForcast March 26, 2022
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