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that’s wet
by WeatherForcast March 14, 2022
Get the wet-ta-nessmug. Skin to skin contact is the way to go. I don’t care if sperm travels into my uterine wall and impregnates me. Penis is the foreskin love is what I need.
Gwen: I was hooking up with this total minx last night and he got out a condom. I looked him dead in the eye and said “there’s no love in latex” and then we fucked.
by WeatherForcast March 26, 2022
Get the “There’s no love in latex”mug. Nobody gives a fuck about the birth of America and the separation of those tea suckers from the damn colonizers. That is yesterdays problem. What people were really whispering about was the the awful happenings of discharge. The question is why does discharge happen… fuck discharge. While swimming is all good and fun it’s the dangers of taking off the suit that girls across America fret about. What has my vagina created? You have to take off your suit and discover. July 5th marks a type of day that you and your friends promise to never talk about. The kind of day that stays between the brothers forever and always.
Lisa: Hey I’m tired let’s go dry off and put on our clothes… get out of these suits.
Ophelia and Eddy: Okay !
Lisa: Let’s see the goods. Just for fun we’re all girls.
Eddy: Ahhhhhhhhh what just flight out of Ophelia???
Ophelia: Guys oh my gosh. No.
Eddy: We can’t be friends with discharge girl.
Lisa: Yeah let’s get out of here before we get the discharge touch.
Ophelia: Guys please never talk about this it’s a July 5th kinda moment.
Ophelia and Eddy: Okay !
Lisa: Let’s see the goods. Just for fun we’re all girls.
Eddy: Ahhhhhhhhh what just flight out of Ophelia???
Ophelia: Guys oh my gosh. No.
Eddy: We can’t be friends with discharge girl.
Lisa: Yeah let’s get out of here before we get the discharge touch.
Ophelia: Guys please never talk about this it’s a July 5th kinda moment.
by WeatherForcast March 26, 2022
Get the July 5thmug. Michael Shermin is the most kingly king in the entire world. His music has brought the bears out of hibernation and brought countries back together. He is living evidence of what pussy can do to a man. When used in the wrong way pussy can absolutely destroy a man. When listening to his number one hit song baby you can actually feel the sexual energy drying up. He is a reminder to all that pussy is just pussy and that one is never enough.
This fine motherfucker had me shermin. Don’t ever let me go that crazy for the ole pus ever again. I was about to risk it all.
by WeatherForcast March 26, 2022
Get the Sherminmug. These little fucks are everywhere they can seem like normal people but they aren’t. They are known for there silly stupid little hair cuts. These boys have gone through rigorous testing on bird knowledge as well as how to make sure a woman never has an orgasm. They are the benjamin button of high school boys and make sure to never date one. If you do you might find yourself spinning like a dreidel and vomiting because he’s just pulled the kitten lip and said pweeeease. DONT FUCKING DO IT.
Roger: Come and hang out with me.
Lola: No.
Roger: Why?
Lola: No.
Roger: Pweeeease?
Lola: No… go lick a dick you american cut.
Lola: No.
Roger: Why?
Lola: No.
Roger: Pweeeease?
Lola: No… go lick a dick you american cut.
by WeatherForcast March 26, 2022
Get the american cutmug. This is a very special kind of horny. It only happens at someones lowest moments. It can only be described as a very desperate type of person who needs a good fuck. Now don't be fooled this gal is not an ugg at all she's as sexy as they come but the gents are fucking blind and wont take her for a spin. So give a girl a good fuck and help her dust off those cobwebs because the pussy does not disappoint. Pull that hair and give that ass a smack because this woman does not lack.
Toby: I need a good fuck.
Lob: Ask Tilly I hear she's hurtin for a squirtin.
Toby: Bet. Consider her satisfied (licks lips).
Lob: Ask Tilly I hear she's hurtin for a squirtin.
Toby: Bet. Consider her satisfied (licks lips).
by WeatherForcast March 29, 2022
Get the Hurtin for a Squirtinmug. I know what you’re thinking this is not about our lord and savior Jesus Christ. JC has a vagina and she makes it known. JC is a woman that takes control and not afraid to ride the bucking bronco of life. If you’re a man put your penis away and lock it up tight because you may get it taken away for good (some men have learned their lesson).
Pops: I knew a JC back in the war. Why do you think grandpa only has one ballsack? It wasn’t those damn communists but that beautiful JC.
by WeatherForcast March 26, 2022
Get the JCmug.