WeatherForcast's definitions

Quet

When you meet a boy that’s really quiet but he somehow has the ability to make you really wet. His silence rings from his sexy mouth and gets the labia goin.

Tilly: Have you ever talked to Jarred.

Lob: Nah he doesn’t talk to anyone.

Tilly: It lowkey gets me quet.

Lob: Wanna try and have a threesome with him?

Tilly: Totes.

by WeatherForcast March 26, 2022

leaky faucet

This boy is a good guy that would never do anything to ever hurt you. Except his a manipulative little bastard that has a decent dick. However, don’t be fooled because you literally have to the fight through Narnia and the fucking amazon rain forest to see his dick because he doesn't know how a razor works. He is called a leaky faucet because he can’t plug is holes. His dick is always expelling his nasty ass span and his eyes are always expelling tears because he’s a bitch ass. Don’t feel bad for a leaky faucet and don’t ever turn him on unless you want to be on your hands and knees cleaning up all of his nasty bodily fluids for the rest of your life.

I dated a leaky faucet and it was honestly the worst few months of my life. My pussy was always extremely dry because he could never turn me on but I managed to always be wet everywhere else.

by WeatherForcast March 26, 2022

Passat

This god damn car hand crafted by those little bastards in Germany will take you more places than the mind can wonder. She’s not easy to get control of but once you tame this stallion of a car it’s smooth sailing. To the best and worst of time the passat can handle it all.

Toddy : Have you ever been in a passat.

Liam: No.

Toddy: Yeah it’s obvious you haven’t.

Virgin ass bitch.

Bitches be having the wildest threesomes in those cars.

Liam: How do you know.

Toddy: I’ve gotten my beak wet a few times in that beautiful car.

by WeatherForcast March 26, 2022

wet-ta-ness

that’s wet

my girl had great amounts of wet-ta-ness last night

by WeatherForcast March 14, 2022

“There’s no love in latex”

Skin to skin contact is the way to go. I don’t care if sperm travels into my uterine wall and impregnates me. Penis is the foreskin love is what I need.

Gwen: I was hooking up with this total minx last night and he got out a condom. I looked him dead in the eye and said “there’s no love in latex” and then we fucked.

by WeatherForcast March 26, 2022

Jackin off = NO GAINS

Everytime you jack off I want you to remember that you will never be a gym rat. It is common knowledge that semen is the mans most natural pre workout, protien, and suppliment all rolled into one. Let me paint you a little word picture... you're in your room. It's about 10 p.m, your widnow is open letting in the sweet air of mother nature. Autumn leaves blanket the ground as you're thinking about her lips and how they tasted as sweet as sugar. Her eyes that twinkle when you say her same. Are you willing to risk it all for that sweet release? Aroused from a deathlike slumber the temptation grows. You wont be able to last a second longer... so you give in. But at a price that can never be payed. You've just lost all the gains from that afternoon pump. You scrawny little bastard.

Toby: Dude the balls are practically blue at this point.

Lob: Dude don't risk it. Semen runs through your vains making you stronger everyday. Why get rid of it? Jackin off = NO GAINS!!

by WeatherForcast March 29, 2022

New York Jusssepiiii

The most light skin prince you will ever meet. He is kind, caring, and loving. And though he may ask you now and then to sit on your phone and show him some good titty pics you will never feel bad around him. Without even asking he will show you the beautiful penis that god has given him.

It’s a blessing to meet a New York Jusssepiiii. My boyfriend doesn’t even save my nudes anymore and is never hyping me up. I miss what I once had.

by WeatherForcast March 26, 2022