I know what you’re thinking this is not about our lord and savior Jesus Christ. JC has a vagina and she makes it known. JC is a woman that takes control and not afraid to ride the bucking bronco of life. If you’re a man put your penis away and lock it up tight because you may get it taken away for good (some men have learned their lesson).
Pops: I knew a JC back in the war. Why do you think grandpa only has one ballsack? It wasn’t those damn communists but that beautiful JC.
by WeatherForcast March 27, 2022
that’s wet
by WeatherForcast March 14, 2022
These little fuckers are kind of like hipsters but they’re not. One could say that they are a little confused all they know is that they like the way beanies look so for some dumbass reason so they keep wearing them. Now they are not really hipsters because they are not organic and they don't really fuck with macha. THEY CAN ONLY BE DESCRIBED AS GOD LOVING HIGH SCHOOL BOYS that look like they grow yeast for their kombucha in their room. So just imagine a regular, masturbating, nasty boy that fucks really hard with beanies.
by WeatherForcast March 27, 2022
These little fucks are everywhere they can seem like normal people but they aren’t. They are known for there silly stupid little hair cuts. These boys have gone through rigorous testing on bird knowledge as well as how to make sure a woman never has an orgasm. They are the benjamin button of high school boys and make sure to never date one. If you do you might find yourself spinning like a dreidel and vomiting because he’s just pulled the kitten lip and said pweeeease. DONT FUCKING DO IT.
Roger: Come and hang out with me.
Lola: No.
Roger: Why?
Lola: No.
Roger: Pweeeease?
Lola: No… go lick a dick you american cut.
Lola: No.
Roger: Why?
Lola: No.
Roger: Pweeeease?
Lola: No… go lick a dick you american cut.
by WeatherForcast March 27, 2022
This god damn car hand crafted by those little bastards in Germany will take you more places than the mind can wonder. She’s not easy to get control of but once you tame this stallion of a car it’s smooth sailing. To the best and worst of time the passat can handle it all.
Toddy : Have you ever been in a passat.
Liam: No.
Toddy: Yeah it’s obvious you haven’t.
Virgin ass bitch.
Bitches be having the wildest threesomes in those cars.
Liam: How do you know.
Toddy: I’ve gotten my beak wet a few times in that beautiful car.
Liam: No.
Toddy: Yeah it’s obvious you haven’t.
Virgin ass bitch.
Bitches be having the wildest threesomes in those cars.
Liam: How do you know.
Toddy: I’ve gotten my beak wet a few times in that beautiful car.
by WeatherForcast March 27, 2022
Nobody gives a fuck about the birth of America and the separation of those tea suckers from the damn colonizers. That is yesterdays problem. What people were really whispering about was the the awful happenings of discharge. The question is why does discharge happen… fuck discharge. While swimming is all good and fun it’s the dangers of taking off the suit that girls across America fret about. What has my vagina created? You have to take off your suit and discover. July 5th marks a type of day that you and your friends promise to never talk about. The kind of day that stays between the brothers forever and always.
Lisa: Hey I’m tired let’s go dry off and put on our clothes… get out of these suits.
Ophelia and Eddy: Okay !
Lisa: Let’s see the goods. Just for fun we’re all girls.
Eddy: Ahhhhhhhhh what just flight out of Ophelia???
Ophelia: Guys oh my gosh. No.
Eddy: We can’t be friends with discharge girl.
Lisa: Yeah let’s get out of here before we get the discharge touch.
Ophelia: Guys please never talk about this it’s a July 5th kinda moment.
Ophelia and Eddy: Okay !
Lisa: Let’s see the goods. Just for fun we’re all girls.
Eddy: Ahhhhhhhhh what just flight out of Ophelia???
Ophelia: Guys oh my gosh. No.
Eddy: We can’t be friends with discharge girl.
Lisa: Yeah let’s get out of here before we get the discharge touch.
Ophelia: Guys please never talk about this it’s a July 5th kinda moment.
by WeatherForcast March 27, 2022
Michael Shermin is the most kingly king in the entire world. His music has brought the bears out of hibernation and brought countries back together. He is living evidence of what pussy can do to a man. When used in the wrong way pussy can absolutely destroy a man. When listening to his number one hit song baby you can actually feel the sexual energy drying up. He is a reminder to all that pussy is just pussy and that one is never enough.
This fine motherfucker had me shermin. Don’t ever let me go that crazy for the ole pus ever again. I was about to risk it all.
by WeatherForcast March 27, 2022