Skin to skin contact is the way to go. I don’t care if sperm travels into my uterine wall and impregnates me. Penis is the foreskin love is what I need.
Gwen: I was hooking up with this total minx last night and he got out a condom. I looked him dead in the eye and said “there’s no love in latex” and then we fucked.
by WeatherForcast March 26, 2022
Get the “There’s no love in latex”mug. A sexy little snake. A boy that is so sexy you want to rip of his clothes and set fire to his hair because you can’t handle the amount of sexyness.
by WeatherForcast March 26, 2022
Get the minxmug. I know what you’re thinking this is not about our lord and savior Jesus Christ. JC has a vagina and she makes it known. JC is a woman that takes control and not afraid to ride the bucking bronco of life. If you’re a man put your penis away and lock it up tight because you may get it taken away for good (some men have learned their lesson).
Pops: I knew a JC back in the war. Why do you think grandpa only has one ballsack? It wasn’t those damn communists but that beautiful JC.
by WeatherForcast March 26, 2022
Get the JCmug. that’s wet
by WeatherForcast March 14, 2022
Get the wet-ta-nessmug. When you meet a boy and you automatically start having sex (starts filling you with him nasty little juices).
I got autofilled by some random little fuck last night. Gotta to go get a plan b so that fill ain’t permanent.
by WeatherForcast March 26, 2022
Get the AutoFillmug. Something that is absolutely perfect. A response that is perf should make the recipient so sure of themselves that they break out in dance and song. It’s always amazing someone says that a plan or even an outfit is perf than you should know that you got that shit done and done well.
by WeatherForcast March 27, 2022
Get the Perfmug.