Michael Shermin is the most kingly king in the entire world. His music has brought the bears out of hibernation and brought countries back together. He is living evidence of what pussy can do to a man. When used in the wrong way pussy can absolutely destroy a man. When listening to his number one hit song baby you can actually feel the sexual energy drying up. He is a reminder to all that pussy is just pussy and that one is never enough.
This fine motherfucker had me shermin. Don’t ever let me go that crazy for the ole pus ever again. I was about to risk it all.
by WeatherForcast March 27, 2022
I know what you’re thinking this is not about our lord and savior Jesus Christ. JC has a vagina and she makes it known. JC is a woman that takes control and not afraid to ride the bucking bronco of life. If you’re a man put your penis away and lock it up tight because you may get it taken away for good (some men have learned their lesson).
Pops: I knew a JC back in the war. Why do you think grandpa only has one ballsack? It wasn’t those damn communists but that beautiful JC.
by WeatherForcast March 27, 2022
From the sexy little show that the boys call Rick and Morty... Penis in the foreskin kind if love is spoken of. As a vagina owner and more of a no-brim kind of gal, I can't be certain but there is nothing more close and intimate than a penis and its foreskin. There is almost something poetic about the fact the foreskin needs the penis but the penis doesn't need the foreskin and how in the symbiotic relationship the foreskin is ridiculed by many. Just like relationships, one person is always more involved than the other and one person could very well live without that person. However, just like a breakup when the foreskin is removed it's forever. In the moment the love is precious and intimate and will never be forgotten.
I'm sick and tired of all of these hookups. Will I ever get that “penis in the foreskin kind of love”? So warm and cozy... it's all I can think about.
by WeatherForcast March 28, 2022
When you’re hooking up with a guy and he goes down on the gal so well that you don’t know how he can ever eat again and you’re worried that your gal has been ransacked because his mouth was crafted by Jesus fucking Chris himself.
I had to blend up my boyfriend eggs and bacon this morning because he owen grayed it last night. He has to get his jaw wired shut tomorrow.
by WeatherForcast March 27, 2022
When you meet a boy and you automatically start having sex (starts filling you with him nasty little juices).
I got autofilled by some random little fuck last night. Gotta to go get a plan b so that fill ain’t permanent.
by WeatherForcast March 27, 2022
The most light skin prince you will ever meet. He is kind, caring, and loving. And though he may ask you now and then to sit on your phone and show him some good titty pics you will never feel bad around him. Without even asking he will show you the beautiful penis that god has given him.
It’s a blessing to meet a New York Jusssepiiii. My boyfriend doesn’t even save my nudes anymore and is never hyping me up. I miss what I once had.
by WeatherForcast March 27, 2022