Weaponized Dank Ootism's definitions
A broad term usually applied to: Orks, furries, feminists, college students, Tumblr users, Reptilians, and ten year olds.
According to the Heresy Decree by the Law of the Imperial Truth, any members within these groups is automatically deemed a heretic.
According to the Heresy Decree by the Law of the Imperial Truth, any members within these groups is automatically deemed a heretic.
by Weaponized Dank Ootism June 24, 2019
Get the hereticsmug. A type of autism that's featured in a joke. Has the power to kill extremely powerful people. For example, after laughing over a dark joke on Gulags, Joseph Stalin's brain had a severe hemorrhage that made his Stalinium skull cave in.
Russian dude: Hey, Russian dude 2, did you hear how Stalin died?
Russian dude 2: Nope.
Russian dude: He died from weaponized sexual autism over a Gulag joke.
Russian dude 2: Nope.
Russian dude: He died from weaponized sexual autism over a Gulag joke.
by Weaponized Dank Ootism November 3, 2018
Get the weaponized sexual autismmug. The happiest man alive in Texas. He is a Christian pastor that often says "You are a child of the most-high God". Has a creepy smile.
by Weaponized Dank Ootism September 23, 2019
Get the Joel Osteenmug. "Ura" is the universal battle cry of every Russian. It's in their blood. Throughout Russian history, Russia had been invaded many times. Upon a Russian screaming "URA!", every Russian within earshot will immediately rush with that person to defend the Motherland.
Ivan: "URA!"
Literally every Russian within earshot: "URRAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!"
*Russians begin bullrushing*
Literally every Russian within earshot: "URRAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!"
*Russians begin bullrushing*
by Weaponized Dank Ootism January 7, 2020
Get the Uramug. Lit. translation (Dutch): "Guys from Hell"/"Men from Hell"
A mutated subspecies of humans that live in the Alpha Centauri system, primarily on the planet Helghan. Due to its highly inhospitable conditions, the Helghast have adapted, becoming physically stronger and wearing gas masks nearly all the time.
The Helghast are the main antagonists of the sci-fi FPS Killzone, though the lore of Killzone and the events throughout the series paints a far different picture.
A mutated subspecies of humans that live in the Alpha Centauri system, primarily on the planet Helghan. Due to its highly inhospitable conditions, the Helghast have adapted, becoming physically stronger and wearing gas masks nearly all the time.
The Helghast are the main antagonists of the sci-fi FPS Killzone, though the lore of Killzone and the events throughout the series paints a far different picture.
Some Vektan guy: The Helghast are evil!
Helghast: Oh, so my people and I are evil simply because we:
Resisted an attempt to conquer a law-abiding nation and people,
Were exiled to a terrible planet that killed millions through starvation and hardship,
Having our main planet unlawfully taken away from us,
Racially discriminating us as mutant freaks,
And of course, claiming that our leaders are tyrants when we freely support said "tyrants" and when they actually do something good for our people and nation.
Helghast: Oh, so my people and I are evil simply because we:
Resisted an attempt to conquer a law-abiding nation and people,
Were exiled to a terrible planet that killed millions through starvation and hardship,
Having our main planet unlawfully taken away from us,
Racially discriminating us as mutant freaks,
And of course, claiming that our leaders are tyrants when we freely support said "tyrants" and when they actually do something good for our people and nation.
by Weaponized Dank Ootism December 12, 2020
Get the Helghastmug. Vatnik: "Crimea is part of Russia! Down with Ukraine and those American imperialists!"
A Russian guy with a brain: "Okay Vatnik."
A Russian guy with a brain: "Okay Vatnik."
by Weaponized Dank Ootism July 31, 2020
Get the Vatnikmug. Guy 1: Who's Queen Buttrix
Guy 2: A little cunt, she always puts her politics into everything. She named herself like that because of her non-existent ass.
Guy 1: That sounds bad. Oh well, let's clap her until she's raw.
Guy 2: A little cunt, she always puts her politics into everything. She named herself like that because of her non-existent ass.
Guy 1: That sounds bad. Oh well, let's clap her until she's raw.
by Weaponized Dank Ootism January 9, 2019
Get the Queen Buttrixmug.