Related to jocksockshock - that moment when you confirm your suspicions about your stepdad being gay or bi when you catch him with your sweaty jockstrap, cup or compression shorts up to his nose enjoying breathing in your male sweat smells - a potential source of blackmail.
Dude I got a case of jockncupshock. I walked in on my stepdad "doing my laundry" with my jockstrap and cup buried in his face. Gonna tease him now and ask if he wants to drink from my cup! LOL
by Watchinfool October 07, 2023
1. Usually a group of young guys who are comfortable in their sexuality and don't care about being labeled as gay or bi.
They revel in smelling each others sweaty socks, sneakers and bare feet. 2. A guy with a foot fetish who is into jacking off while smelling his brother's sweaty, stinking socks and/or sneakers.
They revel in smelling each others sweaty socks, sneakers and bare feet. 2. A guy with a foot fetish who is into jacking off while smelling his brother's sweaty, stinking socks and/or sneakers.
Noah Lemes videos online show some foot brodors enjoying each others stinking bare feet, socks and sneakers.
by Watchinfool October 11, 2023
Jocksockshock is the discovery that your stepdad is secretly gay or bi and has been taking your game-used sweaty jockstrap and socks outta your hamper to rub one out with while sniffing them.
Dude, I think I got a case of jocksockshock. Everytime I go looking for my jockstrap and socks, I keep finding my gear next to my stepdad's side of the bed. I dunno what's up with that but I think he's getting off on my ball and foot sweat smells.
by Watchinfool September 25, 2023
To taste, tease, tickle (and lick) your bud's toes and bare feet while he's fucking or getting head from your girl.
My best bud told me later that when I triple t his toes as he gets a blowjob from my girl, the tickling sensation makes him cum so hard she has to swallow twice.
by Watchinfool September 17, 2023
A combination of stoic and lick. To try and remain still and not laugh or squirm while a part of the body is being licked and tickled.
While my bud is getting head from or fucking my girlfriend, I like to lick and suck on his sensitive balls. He tries to remain stolick but I know it tickles him immensely and he can't help squirming. I do it anyway.
by Watchinfool July 05, 2025
A potentially sticky situation where both you and your best bud are close and your mutual friends think you're both str8 because you have girlfriends, but you're actually surreptitiously meeting for gay/bi sex aka a brotein exchange. These hook-ups include alot of sucking each other off and swallowing each other's loads in addition to mutual foot worship.
When the girls thought we were spending the weekend at the shore, we were actually engaging in a brotein exchange at a motel down by the airport.
by Watchinfool September 20, 2023
When you're masterbating and edging yourself for a while and you're at the part of the session where your balls have tightened up and you can't stop from cumming, things become tremendously awkward when your dad walks in on you at exactly the wrong moment. He watches as you blow a huge load of sperm up all up your stomach and chest hitting your own face and hair and all your dad can say is whoa. You are now so confused. You don't know whether he is envious or impressed by the size of your cum shot.
"Dude, my dad came unannounced into my bedroom last night just as I was busting a nut. Talk about awkward, he saw me blow a huge load all in my pubes and up my stomach and chest." "Damn son, that sucks. He say anything?" "Nothing other than whoa. LOL" "Sounds like your dad might be jizz jealous. He's old and can't blow such huge amounts of sperm anymore."
by Watchinfool October 05, 2023