Definitions by Wasser Tizfiddle

calm down 

What Park must always do.

Park: "Hey guys."
Duker: "Dude! Calmn down!"

calm down by Wasser Tizfiddle March 15, 2005

Recognized 

When someone calls a seat in a car, such as "shotgun" or "shotnotbitch," the driver of the car mus say, "Recognized," or else the shot-calling doesn't count.

Ikil: Shotgun!
Tybm: Recognized!

Recognized by Wasser Tizfiddle November 4, 2004

Witness 

When someone calls shotgun and the driver has recognized, a third party must Witness so that it is considered valid by all means.

Ghuy: Shotgun!
Swerp: Recognized!
Rdan: Witness

Witness by Wasser Tizfiddle November 4, 2004

shotnotbitch 

A way of declaring that one will not sit in the much-hated middle seat between two fatasses and no window. Unless it is recognized, Park must squeeze in like an ass.

Clarp: Shotgun!
Meno: Recognized.
Wels: Witness.
Gunman: Shotleft!
Meno: Recognized.
Wels: Witness.
Thaiman: Shotnotbitch!
Wels: Shithorse!

shotnotbitch by Wasser Tizfiddle November 3, 2004

pathotic 

So pathetic it's ridonkulus.

Alpha: "Did you see that shithead Zveex? He was pouring bubble solution on Mahkus."
Beta: "Man, that Zveex is pathotic."

pathotic by Wasser Tizfiddle October 31, 2004

shitsty

Any uninhabitable place--like a pigsty, but rather than accomidating for pigs, it is accomidating for shit.

Selon: "Well, let's clean up this shitsty."
Accord: "Go fuck yourself. I'm not cleaning up jack squat."
Skelk: "I hate it when we fight."

shitsty by Wasser Tizfiddle October 31, 2004

collect

What one must often do.
Note: "One" never refers to the first party. The user of this verb must be commanding another to do so.

The Grim Reaper: "Collect!"
Charl: "But I--"
The Grim Reaper: "Collect!"

collect by Wasser Tizfiddle October 31, 2004