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dank wrangler

When a gal sneaks a sniff of your cock after fucking. Usually done when she decides to give head.
Amy-I love sucking your cock after it's been in my pussy.
Citizen-you dirty Dank wrangler I seen you just smelled it.

greedy semen harvester 

Type of woman who not only cheats but let's every random dude drop their load in her.
Bro 1- FUCK! I swear I know when Amy is cheating. Her vag scent gets a bit musky.
Bro 2-Dude you're better off without that greedy semen harvester.

scooch snorkeling 

An action. When a female squats and places her vagina over the mouth and nose of a male. This forces him to breathe and only smell her vajayjay. She will only lift enough so he doesn't suffer asphyxiation.
Phil-Baby I've wanted you so bad all night.

Lilly-Oh don't you worry ya sick fuck. Mama has had these panties on all day. Not only will you smell this pussy you are going scooch snorkeling

Fuckalicious 

An extreme sexiness of a person. More Devine than just being attractive.When someone turns you very much.
LILLY-OMG IM SO WET. I love when you tongue box my clit!
ME-You are so FUCKALICIOUS Baby. I'm so going to tongue rape your balloon knot just how you like it too.

speechamphetamine

After tweeking for 2-3 days a person will start to speak in a fast and jumbled pattern. As if no pause between words.
Lilly-Um excuse me? Do you know your titty is hanging out?
Tweeker-WHAT?OMGIMSOEMBARRASSED! TOBYSAIDHEWANTEDTOSMELLMYTITTIESCAUSEIBEENGAAKEDFORDAYSANDNOTEVENAHBATH. OMGMYMOUTHISDRY! HERESMELLITSLIKEANARMTHATSBEENINACAST.
Lilly-Speechamphetamine, fuckin great.

Meat curtain sauce toss 

The act of pissing in her vagina followed by 3 good pumps with your penis pushing the urine out causing her labia to glisten.
Man that Amy is a nasty thot. She loves the Meat curtain sauce toss. I almost vomit each time we do it.

Tuesday night Amy sauce 

The act of licking snatch on the first day of Amys period when flow is at max.
Please babe tell me its on tonight? This guy loves him some Tuesday night Amy sauce.