Choking the Mouse

When someone is committing a lengthy amount of time masturbating to online content.

"Xavier, you gonna come out with us tonight?"

"Nahh, I got work in the morning. I'mma be choking the mouse tonight!"

by Walter Phillips November 12, 2011

Speed Bag

A women whose small breasts dont need much attention during foreplay.

"So how's that new girl?"

"Ah, she's a fucking speed bag. There wasn't much I could feel up on so I just fucked her."

by Walter Phillips November 20, 2011

Wiki Dive

When someone intentionally jumps into an online user collaborative encyclopedia to research one thing that blows up into researching multiple subjects.

Brian: Dude, you weren't on the psn last night. Where were you?

Roy: Yeah, I took a wiki dive on "The Fight: Lights out" and ended up reading everything on the video game fighting genre.

by Walter Phillips September 23, 2012

Bald Day

Is a holiday, started in San Jose California USA, August 13th also known as bald day is a day that was created to support those whom have to go through chemotherapy. Participants of Bald Day will show there support on August thirteenth by either wearing a plastic bald skull cap or for the hardcore shaving all the hair off their head in hopes of spreading awareness for those living with cancer and or anyone needing chemotherapy for medical treatment.

Stephanie: Why didn't you just wear the skull cap on bald day?

Taylor: My mom has breast cancer so I thought I would shave my head on bald day so she knew she wasn't alone.

by Walter Phillips May 13, 2013

One Handed Titties

Breasts that are C cup size or smaller and that can be easily handled individually with one hand.

"Dude, I don't care if Emily's got one handed titties. Her face is fucking beautiful!"

by Walter Phillips November 19, 2011

August Thirteenth

Is a holiday, started in San Jose California USA. On August 13th also known as bald day is a day that was created to support those whom have to go through chemotherapy. Participants of Bald Day will show there support on August thirteenth by either wearing a plastic bald skull cap or for the hardcore shaving all the hair off their head in hopes of spreading awareness for those living with cancer and or anyone needing chemotherapy for medical treatment.

John: Can you help me shave my head?

Sarah: Why, you don't like your hair?

John: No, a bunch of us are doing it for August thirteenths bald day. Cancer is still a death sentence.

Sarah: I was gonna wear a skull cap but of course I will!

by Walter Phillips May 13, 2013

Two Handed Titties

Breasts that are cup size D or larger which would require the partner of the owner to use two hands when handling them individually.

"Dude, I fucked UP! I cheated on Sarah and she wont return my calls!."

"Who?"

"Sarah. She had two handed titties."

"Damn. You Suck."

by Walter Phillips November 19, 2011