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Similar to Simon Says, is a sex game played between a couple where simple captains orders are given to prolong and spread out the desire and anticipation leading up to sex with each party taking a turn repeating Captain Says to the other.
Aya, "Captain Says take one step closer".
Bobby, "Captain Says take off your belt".
Aya, "Captain Says kiss my neck once".
Bobby, "Captain Says bite my chin once".
et cetera, et cetera, et cetera until the desire becomes to great for all partys to hold out. And if you cant guess the reward, you're too young to play.
Bobby, "Captain Says take off your belt".
Aya, "Captain Says kiss my neck once".
Bobby, "Captain Says bite my chin once".
et cetera, et cetera, et cetera until the desire becomes to great for all partys to hold out. And if you cant guess the reward, you're too young to play.
by Walter Phillips September 1, 2013
Get the Captain Says mug.Is a holiday, started in San Jose California USA, August 13th also known as bald day is a day that was created to support those whom have to go through chemotherapy. Participants of Bald Day will show there support on August thirteenth by either wearing a plastic bald skull cap or for the hardcore shaving all the hair off their head in hopes of spreading awareness for those living with cancer and or anyone needing chemotherapy for medical treatment.
Stephanie: Why didn't you just wear the skull cap on bald day?
Taylor: My mom has breast cancer so I thought I would shave my head on bald day so she knew she wasn't alone.
Taylor: My mom has breast cancer so I thought I would shave my head on bald day so she knew she wasn't alone.
by Walter Phillips May 13, 2013
Get the Bald Day mug.Is a holiday, started in San Jose California USA. On August 13th also known as bald day is a day that was created to support those whom have to go through chemotherapy. Participants of Bald Day will show there support on August thirteenth by either wearing a plastic bald skull cap or for the hardcore shaving all the hair off their head in hopes of spreading awareness for those living with cancer and or anyone needing chemotherapy for medical treatment.
John: Can you help me shave my head?
Sarah: Why, you don't like your hair?
John: No, a bunch of us are doing it for August thirteenths bald day. Cancer is still a death sentence.
Sarah: I was gonna wear a skull cap but of course I will!
Sarah: Why, you don't like your hair?
John: No, a bunch of us are doing it for August thirteenths bald day. Cancer is still a death sentence.
Sarah: I was gonna wear a skull cap but of course I will!
by Walter Phillips May 13, 2013
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Brian: Dude, you weren't on the psn last night. Where were you?
Roy: Yeah, I took a wiki dive on "The Fight: Lights out" and ended up reading everything on the video game fighting genre.
Roy: Yeah, I took a wiki dive on "The Fight: Lights out" and ended up reading everything on the video game fighting genre.
by Walter Phillips September 23, 2012
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This is couples or wanna be lovers Publicly expressing their affection for one another in the inter webs of the internet, mostly social media sites such as twitter, facebook & myspace.
This is couples or wanna be lovers Publicly expressing their affection for one another in the inter webs of the internet, mostly social media sites such as twitter, facebook & myspace.
"Dude, did you see that shit sofia posted?!?!"
"Nahh, I removed her from my news feed because it was flooded with all her OPDA bullshit to her fiance and was making me sick."
"Nahh, I removed her from my news feed because it was flooded with all her OPDA bullshit to her fiance and was making me sick."
by Walter Phillips January 7, 2012
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"Ah, she's a fucking speed bag. There wasn't much I could feel up on so I just fucked her."
"Ah, she's a fucking speed bag. There wasn't much I could feel up on so I just fucked her."
by Walter Phillips November 20, 2011
Get the Speed Bag mug.Breasts that are cup size D or larger which would require the partner of the owner to use two hands when handling them individually.
"Dude, I fucked UP! I cheated on Sarah and she wont return my calls!."
"Who?"
"Sarah. She had two handed titties."
"Damn. You Suck."
"Who?"
"Sarah. She had two handed titties."
"Damn. You Suck."
by Walter Phillips November 19, 2011
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