10 definitions by Walter Fishington
The worlds best meth addict. will do anything for meth even eat there own. will sink as low as robbing chillren of there lunch money. will stay up for 16 days at a time on meth just because they love it that much.
Dude so the other day i watched one of thouse "methzilla" basterds rob a child of his lunch money but i was on my iphone so i didnt bother.
by Walter Fishington September 24, 2010
An adolescent boy whom has just discoverd masterbation.
usually has an acne riddin face, underbite, and his diet consists of chicken nugguts and mr. pib. Has no funds to buy lub or tissues. because he spends his money on Mcdonalds, comics and soft core anime porn. So he masterbates with his sock and tosses it in the laundry.
usually has an acne riddin face, underbite, and his diet consists of chicken nugguts and mr. pib. Has no funds to buy lub or tissues. because he spends his money on Mcdonalds, comics and soft core anime porn. So he masterbates with his sock and tosses it in the laundry.
Mom: I wish our son wasnt a sock fucker.
Dad: When i was his age i was way to up in the pipe to try that.
Mom: i want a divorce.
Dad: When i was his age i was way to up in the pipe to try that.
Mom: i want a divorce.
by Walter Fishington September 23, 2010
Girl between the age of 14 and 16 that is under 5 foot. Wich makes her pocket size. That has boobs the size of 34B or bigger. Always wears something that shows of cleavage and make sure to hike up and push her boobs out as much as possible. Hunts men 18 and above and usually blue balls them or gets them in jail.
Dude did you see that little "Pocket Whore" at the movie theater.
Lets go find some "Pocket Whores" befor we turn 18.
Look at that gang of "Pocket Whores" over there.
Damn "pocket whores" were are all the girls that wont put me in jail.
Look at the boobs on that "pocket whore".
O look "pocket whores".
Lets go find some "Pocket Whores" befor we turn 18.
Look at that gang of "Pocket Whores" over there.
Damn "pocket whores" were are all the girls that wont put me in jail.
Look at the boobs on that "pocket whore".
O look "pocket whores".
by Walter Fishington September 21, 2010
A gay guy who is openly gay. And thinks hes better than every one else. And has the balls to be the only gay guy at places hes not welcome. Can also be used as a turn to demen some one or make fun of them is also a good come back or and way to stop a come back.
by Walter Fishington September 22, 2010
A "Pocket Bitch" is an emo person who wears all white or all black with a flat billed hat that says something stupid or has a dollar sign on it. think there cool but there usually the really stoned quiet unwanted kids at partys that stand about 10 feet away from every one. And babysit a beer for over an hour. usually have long unwashed hair and look like a bitch along with act like one.
who invited the "pocket bitches".
haha look at the "pocket bitches" over there.
what a dumb "pocket bitch".
dude did you see that "pocket bitch" get his ass whoped last night.
dumb emo "pocket bitch".
haha look at the "pocket bitches" over there.
what a dumb "pocket bitch".
dude did you see that "pocket bitch" get his ass whoped last night.
dumb emo "pocket bitch".
by Walter Fishington September 21, 2010
The worlds funnest girl to be around but the worlds biggest tease she actually has a set of guy friends that she hangs out with and teases. but she gose to random partys at diffrent areas and hooks up with random people she carries possible cases of the clap and other shitty STI's.
person 1: dude i think the chick you guys hang out with all the time wants me?
Person 2: No dude she dose that to all of us....
Person 3: yea man its bullshit cuz the "Slut Bag Mcfuck stick" is hott!!!!
Person 4: yea no shit id hit it.
Everyone: me too!!!!!!
person 2: haha she probubly has the clap anyway.
person 4: well ill take one for the team.....
Everyone else: alright dude bed time youv had tomuch to drink.
Person 2: No dude she dose that to all of us....
Person 3: yea man its bullshit cuz the "Slut Bag Mcfuck stick" is hott!!!!
Person 4: yea no shit id hit it.
Everyone: me too!!!!!!
person 2: haha she probubly has the clap anyway.
person 4: well ill take one for the team.....
Everyone else: alright dude bed time youv had tomuch to drink.
by Walter Fishington September 21, 2010
by Walter Fishington September 21, 2010