BUI

Biking Under the Influence

I only had a couple shots, I thought I was okay to ride. But then I got popped for a BUI.

by Wafflebender April 25, 2015

Vagana Montana

When your vagina lives a double life.

Best of Both Worlds (as sung by Vagana Montana)

"You get the best of both worlds - chillin' out, take it slow, then you rock out the show."

by Wafflebender May 19, 2015

Nardiac arrest

A sudden, sometimes temporary, cessation of the function of testicles.

I got dick punched so hard last night I went into nardiac arrest.

by Wafflebender May 18, 2015

blue cabbage

super veiny ball sack

Sally: Steve I would suck on your balls but your blue cabbage is really yucking me out.

Steve: I would say the same about your dirty sink. So I guess we're even.

by Wafflebender July 07, 2014

Swoobs

Sweaty boobs

I've got some major swoobs today from this heat!

by Wafflebender August 26, 2015

Volkswagen Pussat

A German vagina.

Hans: Hey Günter, check out that girl over there - I'd sure like to take her Volkswagen Pussat for a spin!

by Wafflebender May 01, 2016

Chilkoont

A Southeast Alaskan Native cunt

Allen: Man that girl is such a bitch!
Lone Wolf: Uhh, more like a massive Chilkoont...

by Wafflebender January 03, 2015