Wafflebender's definitions

Vagana Montana

When your vagina lives a double life.

Best of Both Worlds (as sung by Vagana Montana)

"You get the best of both worlds - chillin' out, take it slow, then you rock out the show."

by Wafflebender May 20, 2015

Forehead Flogging

Aka skull fucking

Roenick was totally forehead flogging that bitch last night.

by Wafflebender December 15, 2014

Dew Point

The point at which your genitals become moist

This humidity is killing me! I've officially reached my dew point.

by Wafflebender May 17, 2015

Volkswagen Pussat

A German vagina.

Hans: Hey Günter, check out that girl over there - I'd sure like to take her Volkswagen Pussat for a spin!

by Wafflebender May 23, 2016

Nardiac arrest

A sudden, sometimes temporary, cessation of the function of testicles.

I got dick punched so hard last night I went into nardiac arrest.

by Wafflebender May 19, 2015

Chilkoont

A Southeast Alaskan Native cunt

Allen: Man that girl is such a bitch!
Lone Wolf: Uhh, more like a massive Chilkoont...

by Wafflebender January 3, 2015

Swoobs

Sweaty boobs

I've got some major swoobs today from this heat!

by Wafflebender October 7, 2015