Nard attack

A sudden and sometimes fatal occurrence of testicular thrombosis, typically resulting in the death of nard tissue. See nardiac arrest
I just got hit in the nards so hard I think I'm going to have a nard attack!
by Wafflebender May 18, 2015
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Cocking Stuffer

Sex, specifically around the Christmas season.
Guy 1: I’m going to give my wife the best cocking stuffers this year.
Guy 2: No doubt, no doubt, no doubt.
by Wafflebender December 14, 2018
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Nasal Nut

Cindy sneezes
Tammy: God bless you Cindy!
Cindy: Wow 5 sneezes! I just busted a nasal nut!
by Wafflebender April 24, 2015
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Homer Boner

What you leave with with after hitting a game-winning home run at your softball game.
“Dude, I had such a homer boner last night after hitting that home run. First I slid into home, then I slid into my wife.”
by Wafflebender July 11, 2018
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Dirty Sink

That trick needs to get her dirty sink serviced
by Wafflebender May 08, 2015
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Dew Point

The point at which your genitals become moist
This humidity is killing me! I've officially reached my dew point.
by Wafflebender May 16, 2015
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