Forehead Flogging

Aka skull fucking

Roenick was totally forehead flogging that bitch last night.

by Wafflebender December 15, 2014

Volkswagen Pussat

A German vagina.

Hans: Hey Günter, check out that girl over there - I'd sure like to take her Volkswagen Pussat for a spin!

by Wafflebender May 01, 2016

Chilkoont

A Southeast Alaskan Native cunt

Allen: Man that girl is such a bitch!
Lone Wolf: Uhh, more like a massive Chilkoont...

by Wafflebender January 03, 2015

Cocking Stuffer

Sex, specifically around the Christmas season.

Guy 1: I’m going to give my wife the best cocking stuffers this year.
Guy 2: No doubt, no doubt, no doubt.

by Wafflebender December 14, 2018

Nasal Nut

To sneeze

Cindy sneezes
Tammy: God bless you Cindy!
Cindy: Wow 5 sneezes! I just busted a nasal nut!

by Wafflebender April 24, 2015

Nard attack

A sudden and sometimes fatal occurrence of testicular thrombosis, typically resulting in the death of nard tissue. See nardiac arrest

I just got hit in the nards so hard I think I'm going to have a nard attack!

by Wafflebender May 18, 2015

Dew Point

The point at which your genitals become moist

This humidity is killing me! I've officially reached my dew point.

by Wafflebender May 16, 2015