Wafflebender's definitions

Nard attack

A sudden and sometimes fatal occurrence of testicular thrombosis, typically resulting in the death of nard tissue. See nardiac arrest

I just got hit in the nards so hard I think I'm going to have a nard attack!

by Wafflebender May 19, 2015

Nardiac arrest

A sudden, sometimes temporary, cessation of the function of testicles.

I got dick punched so hard last night I went into nardiac arrest.

by Wafflebender May 19, 2015

Vagana Montana

When your vagina lives a double life.

Best of Both Worlds (as sung by Vagana Montana)

"You get the best of both worlds - chillin' out, take it slow, then you rock out the show."

by Wafflebender May 20, 2015

Swoobs

Sweaty boobs

I've got some major swoobs today from this heat!

by Wafflebender October 7, 2015

Cocking Stuffer

Sex, specifically around the Christmas season.

Guy 1: I’m going to give my wife the best cocking stuffers this year.
Guy 2: No doubt, no doubt, no doubt.

by Wafflebender December 14, 2018

Homer Boner

What you leave with with after hitting a game-winning home run at your softball game.

“Dude, I had such a homer boner last night after hitting that home run. First I slid into home, then I slid into my wife.”

by Wafflebender July 10, 2018

Volkswagen Pussat

A German vagina.

Hans: Hey Günter, check out that girl over there - I'd sure like to take her Volkswagen Pussat for a spin!

by Wafflebender May 23, 2016