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Definitions by WGstyles

Corporate Driveby 

When someone is so fed up with a company or product they wait until the majority of employees gets off work and then sprays them with bullets comming down the front stairs to replace their staff and solve the problem.
Did you fix the problem with your computer?
No, it's not user error, I'm going to have to do a corporate driveby.
Corporate Driveby by WGstyles July 29, 2023

Microsoft 

A virus that needs to be thrown out in the street and curbstomped.
Youre quarantined, did you catch Microsoft or something?
Microsoft by WGstyles July 29, 2023

Super soldier 

A physically or mentally superior soldier to standard soldiers in that they are more capable is some extraordinary way.

Many sci-fi programs list telepathy or remote viewing as super soldier qualities and they are however Olympic athletism, uncommonly mentioned significantly increased heart rates, or being able to think in higher dimensions are also super soldier abilities when combined with combat.
Thats not a human being anymore, he's a super soldier. Like can accelerate his heart rate consistently to 240 without reprecussion.
Super soldier by WGstyles July 28, 2023

Plea agreement 

Another term for a hostage negotiation.

You are being restrained and threatened unless you sign a paper you don't want to sign.

The best option is to get the hostage free and far enough away they can't be harmed by their terrorist assailants or extradited back to them.
Did you sign the plea agreement?

Na, they wanted me to snitch so I'm bout to bounce forever because snitches in ditches.
Plea agreement by WGstyles July 28, 2023
An institution created to subtlety further improvish and imprison the poor.

In the American court system you pay for a defense of listen to a public pretender that tries to get you to take a deal. If you can hire a lawyer to represent you won't your being present this is the preferred method. Legal controversy is hippocratic so it just comes down to who has the most money or if you can beat the DA's budget.
I dont have enough money to live in America, the courts there have OJ Simpson going free and a homeless dude doing 6 months for j-walking.
Court by WGstyles July 28, 2023
A term which applies when someone wins against a bank.
So, what was the outcome of the bank dispute?
The court deems the bank did no wrongdoing and the guy committed fraud.
So he won?
Yeah...
Fraud by WGstyles July 28, 2023
Oppositional Defiant Disorder
A disorder which arises when the therapist or physiologist takes the oppressors side. Usually coupled with a side of slander as their prone to lying and stealing.

If the therapist is on the ODD side its physcological reactance, if on the oppressors side its ODD and you're a crazy, lying, theif.

Hipocracy at its finest.
He's got ODD, he won't submit to my false assertions of authority in a guised free society.
ODD by WGstyles July 28, 2023