Urban Dictionary: Definitions by WCMC in Cincinnati

boner bender

Bob took viagra and went on a boner bender with Sally, Janet, Brian and Brenda.

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Look at that kid selling it on the corner, they are a sesame streetwalker.

Verb for the noun 'butt pirate'

That butt pirate is so good at it, they have a Ph.D. in anal piracy (a.k.a. butt piracy).

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Sally, Brenda and Janet were involved in a meatless sandwich (a.k.a. vagatarian sandwich).

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A gay three-way orgy (involving males only for female definition see meatless sandwich)

Stan, Gary and Bob created a meat sandwich when that all had sex together.

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When a guy has a turtle head (a small turd protruding from the anus) and another guy uses his penis to push it back in.

Stan was about to have a bowel movement and Gary swooped in and gave him a Cincinnati turtle poke.

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