W.R.Slade's definitions

Naval Slingshot

Holding the open end of a used condom over the recipient’s open mouth, pulling back on the tip of the condom, and the releasing it, thus slingshotting the semen into the recipient’s mouth and throat.

Megan began swallowing and broke her habit of spitting after Bob Naval Slingshotted her a few times.

by W.R.Slade April 21, 2024

Boinga

The sound guys make in their heads when they see bouncing boobs.

Hey Tim, how did you roped into painting the fence?

Carol asked me to while I was watching Jenny jump rope and all I heard in my head was “Boinga Boinga” so I said “OK” to get her to shut up.

by W.R.Slade June 1, 2023

Corn or Peas

A hilarious game to play when left alone at somebody else’s house. You take every can you can find in their kitchen and or pantry, remove the labels, and then return them, but definitely not back to where they came from. For months they will be guessing what each can contains.

This soup is pretty good Maggie, beef, corn, green beans, and carrots!

Yah, it was supposed to be chili, but Dan played Corn or Peas last week when I told him he could wait here for Jenni to get back and I left for work. Last night I had ham and ravioli, and the dog had cream of chicken soup. I haven’t found the Alpo yet…

by W.R.Slade November 5, 2023

Fuck it hat

When you are completely over something and have no more fucks to give, and just say “fuck it”

Ok, all but three presents under your Christmas tree look like a badger wrapped them.

Yah, after the third one I put on my fuck it hat.

by W.R.Slade November 5, 2023

African American doorbell

When you pull up to somebody’s house and instead getting out of your car, going to their door, and ringing the bell, you just honk your horn.

I wish Jermaine would stop using the African American doorbell when he pics up Shaniqua, all that honking gives me a headache.

by W.R.Slade November 5, 2023

W. R. Slade

A very obscure motion picture reference. In the movie Scent of a Woman, Al Pacino’s character Lt. Col. Frank Slade takes Charlie to the home of his brother W. R. Slade (played by Richard Venture) for a surprise visit on Thanksgiving.

W. R. Slade only appears in this one scene and is only called by name twice. First when Frank calls out for him after entering the house shouting “Willie! Oh Willie!”. Secondly when Frank introduces him to Charlie as “W. R. Slade, the original bulging briefcase man”.

My username, W. R. Slade, is such an obscure movie reference that nobody gets it.

by W.R.Slade June 9, 2023

On button

Another word for clitoris.

Dad, how do make a girl cum?

Hit her on button son.

by W.R.Slade June 9, 2023