Definitions by W.R.Slade

Bulgarian weight loss 

Taking a massive dump.

Where were you?

Partaking in the Bulgarian weight loss program.

Bulgarian weight loss by W.R.Slade June 18, 2023

W. R. Slade 

A very obscure motion picture reference. In the movie Scent of a Woman, Al Pacino’s character Lt. Col. Frank Slade takes Charlie to the home of his brother W. R. Slade (played by Richard Venture) for a surprise visit on Thanksgiving.

W. R. Slade only appears in this one scene and is only called by name twice. First when Frank calls out for him after entering the house shouting “Willie! Oh Willie!”. Secondly when Frank introduces him to Charlie as “W. R. Slade, the original bulging briefcase man”.

My username, W. R. Slade, is such an obscure movie reference that nobody gets it.

W. R. Slade by W.R.Slade June 9, 2023

Accidental anal

When engaging in vigorous intercourse and the man’s dick slips out of the woman’s pussy and slips down to her asshole, entering it on the next stroke.

What were guys doing last night? I heard your bed squeaking then heard Suzan squeal like a pig.

Accidental anal.

Accidental anal by W.R.Slade June 9, 2023

On button 

Another word for clitoris.

Dad, how do make a girl cum?

Hit her on button son.

On button by W.R.Slade June 9, 2023

Doorbell 

Another word for clitoris.

Becky squirted last night when I rang her doorbell.

Doorbell by W.R.Slade June 9, 2023

Boinga 

The sound guys make in their heads when they see bouncing boobs.

Hey Tim, how did you roped into painting the fence?

Carol asked me to while I was watching Jenny jump rope and all I heard in my head was “Boinga Boinga” so I said “OK” to get her to shut up.

Boinga by W.R.Slade June 1, 2023

Joe Bidened

To be awkwardly sniffed in an inappropriate manor.

OMG! Did you see that?? Ben just Joe Bidened Becky!!!

Joe Bidened by W.R.Slade March 18, 2021