Steasily

When something is done with style and ease.

Person 1: Look at Marcus walk that walk!
Person 2: He does it so steasily.

by Vultrex480 December 21, 2022

Ink Ass

When you're wiping after a shit, and even after what feels like hundreds of wipes, there is still brown on the toilet paper. It is as if you are wiping ink off of a brown marker.

Person 1: Bro, what took you so long? That was like a 40-minute shit!
Person 2: Sorry bro, I had ink ass.

by Vultrex480 February 21, 2023

Mandolorian

How non-Star Wars fans spell Mandalorian.

Person 1: Hey, have you seen the Mandolorian on Netflix?
Person 2: Do you mean The Mandalorian on Disney+?
Person 1: Oh, yeah, that.
Person 2: You are an idiot.

by Vultrex480 December 29, 2022

Double Dipping

When a guy sticks his dick into two different people without washing his dick in between the two instances. No condom is used either time.

Girl 1: Do you ever have sex with a promiscuous guy and wonder if he's double dipping?
Girl 2: Oh god, that would be so gross. I don't ever want to think about that.

by Vultrex480 December 21, 2022

Hot Log

An unusually long turd that makes its way out of your asshole at an unusually hot temperature.

*toilet water splashes*
You: Wow, that one was a hot log!

by Vultrex480 December 21, 2022

Chulking

The process of working on yourself physically and mentally. When someone is chulking, they are attempting to gain huge muscles and a better personality in order to become a Giga Chad.

Guy 1: I think I'm gonna start chulking.
Guy 2: You say that every time you get dumped.

by Vultrex480 December 21, 2022

Flopping

When you constantly change your opinions throughout a conversation to cater to what the other person is saying. It is done to adjust your personality so that the other person will like you more.

Girl: I love bagels.
Guy She Likes: I actually hate bagels.
Girl : OMG, I like totally hate them too! They taste SO BAD.
Girl's Friend: Girl, stop flopping!

by Vultrex480 December 21, 2022