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Hey, i heart stinky poopy!
Dude, where did all the Polar Bears go?
Idk, but check out this stinky poopy i just made!!!
Dude, where did all the Polar Bears go?
Idk, but check out this stinky poopy i just made!!!
by Von Mannshaft January 5, 2009
Get the Polar Bear mug.When you crap off a high-dive onto the girl sprawled out in the empty pool hundreds of feet below. When the turd finally reaches the girl below, it hits her body with such velocity that it leaves a massive bruse resembleing a crator from a bomb. If several truds hit the girl, then it lookes like a B-52 plane just flew over and dropped several bombs in a row.
this act is almost comletly only preformed in Japan, hense the name.
this act is almost comletly only preformed in Japan, hense the name.
by Von Mannshaft December 9, 2008
Get the Japanese Bombing Run mug.Dude, i just got high off my ass on nose candy!
Wow, you're gay as hell. I got me some Butt Hash in my back pocket. Now that's hardcore.
Wow, you're gay as hell. I got me some Butt Hash in my back pocket. Now that's hardcore.
by Von Mannshaft February 23, 2009
Get the Butt Hash mug.The mascot for scat loving freaks everywhere. He rates Scat Porn all across the internet and loves every second of it. Type his name into google and you shall witness the horror that is indeed, SCAT RAT.
Bro: Dude, check this out!
Dude: Is it scat rat approved?
Bro: Um, what?
Dude: If the Scat Rat hasn't approved it, then i can't groove it.
Dude: Is it scat rat approved?
Bro: Um, what?
Dude: If the Scat Rat hasn't approved it, then i can't groove it.
by Von Mannshaft February 23, 2009
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Get the America mug.The sexual act of taking a dump into a mans open butthole and churning it up with an egg beater. The resulting poo will reflect that of somebody who eats Hot Pockets.
You, the pooper, proceed to take a massive bloody dump onto the other persons face and scream out "VIVA LA REVOLUTION!!!"
Also known as the: "Ceizer Shavez"
You, the pooper, proceed to take a massive bloody dump onto the other persons face and scream out "VIVA LA REVOLUTION!!!"
Also known as the: "Ceizer Shavez"
Dude, what's the bloody mess all over your face?
It's Fred, he crapped on my face...
California Hot Pocket, huh?
yup...
nice..
It's Fred, he crapped on my face...
California Hot Pocket, huh?
yup...
nice..
by Von Mannshaft February 25, 2009
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Chris: I'm so Asian.
Garrett: Oh dear.
Chris: What?
Garrett: You asians are known for you poop fetish ways. You bastards...
Garrett: Oh dear.
Chris: What?
Garrett: You asians are known for you poop fetish ways. You bastards...
by Von Mannshaft March 9, 2009
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