Vladimir Gluten's definitions
usually Matthews are tall and cringe. his best friend is probably his female cousin. he gives all his money friends though and writes essays to people on their birthdays. when you meet a Matthew you will be unsure whether he is gay or not.
by Vladimir Gluten September 1, 2021
Get the Matthew, a friends opinionmug. When you are on the bus and get stopped at a red light, and another bus pulls up in the lane next to you. The driver is a road comrade, and your driver will salute them in respect, and if you are lucky, will start speaking fluent Russian. Witnessing the interaction between a bus driver and a road comrade is said to bring about joyous and happy times to come.
As the bus stopped at the pedestrian crossing, my bus driver saluted a pulled up road comrade with a few Russian phrases before continuing on his way.
by Vladimir Gluten June 27, 2021
Get the Road comrademug. The dark side of a fad. When a fad dies, it becomes a void of unpopularity not dissimilar to a black hole. When someone tries to revive or continue a dead fad, they fall down the fad hole and can't get back out unless they admit that what they did was wrong.
As he dabbed, I knew by the unimpressed faces of his peers that he had fallen into a fad hole and would not be getting out for a long time.
by Vladimir Gluten June 27, 2021
Get the Fad holemug. by Vladimir Gluten September 1, 2021
Get the fuckmug. 1. Noun. a non Russian that drinks vodka in a Russian joint and gets so drunk they spontaneously learn the entire Russian alphabet
2. The last glass of vodka the Vodkæ drinks before learning the Russian alphabet
2. The last glass of vodka the Vodkæ drinks before learning the Russian alphabet
An American Vodkæ danced upon the tables while singing Russian folk song and swearing heavily at any bypassers
by Vladimir Gluten June 27, 2021
Get the Vodkæmug. The one friend everyone knows they have who is really competitive and will tease/ make fun of people who they have beaten. When u try to stand up to them they will
A) break your spectacles if u wear them
B) call u trash and shit
C) boot a soccer ball at your face
If u have a hobtroll friend, remember this rhyme: hobtrolls suck, they are shit, if they beat you that is it, kick that hobtroll from your life, you should get a wife
A) break your spectacles if u wear them
B) call u trash and shit
C) boot a soccer ball at your face
If u have a hobtroll friend, remember this rhyme: hobtrolls suck, they are shit, if they beat you that is it, kick that hobtroll from your life, you should get a wife
Hobtroll: ha! U suck! Ur trash!
You: kick that hobtroll from ur life...
Hobtroll: what was that, bitch baby?
You: fuck you, hobtroll I'm out
Hobtroll: what the shit jus happened rn
You: *gets a wife*
You: kick that hobtroll from ur life...
Hobtroll: what was that, bitch baby?
You: fuck you, hobtroll I'm out
Hobtroll: what the shit jus happened rn
You: *gets a wife*
by Vladimir Gluten June 27, 2021
Get the Hobtrollmug. by Vladimir Gluten June 27, 2021
Get the Holy Shitémug.