Vita Smart's definitions
"I put on a used condom last night some other guy left at her house."
"What was the point of doing that?"
"There was no point. I just didn't want to rawdog it."
"What was the point of doing that?"
"There was no point. I just didn't want to rawdog it."
by Vita Smart July 27, 2022
Get the used condommug. a fornicator and profane person whose forefather sold his birthright for a morsel of meat
a white man but he's red and hairy
a white woman but she's red and hairy
a white girl but she's red and hairy
a white boy but he's red and hairy
white people but they're red and hairy
whyte people who are truly red and hairy
whyte pepoe who are red and hairy
even if they shaved or if they have alopecia or if they can tan in the sun, they are still an edomite
people with thin, straight, yellow hair (their brown hair is yellow, too) growing from their heads and blue, green, brown, or grey eyes and people whose eyes change colors but who descend from edom, esau, the edomite heritage of people who make war, the ones who make weapons, the people who hunt and taxidermy, the people who declare themselves innocent, the group of people who fornicate, the people who eat all of the unlawful foods including pork, shape shifting people, the people who approve of and defend other people's right to commit sodomy, the people who created abortion in an effort to kill off all Black people, the people whose face is on the american money, and the people who eat raw undercooked meats.
a white man but he's red and hairy
a white woman but she's red and hairy
a white girl but she's red and hairy
a white boy but he's red and hairy
white people but they're red and hairy
whyte people who are truly red and hairy
whyte pepoe who are red and hairy
even if they shaved or if they have alopecia or if they can tan in the sun, they are still an edomite
people with thin, straight, yellow hair (their brown hair is yellow, too) growing from their heads and blue, green, brown, or grey eyes and people whose eyes change colors but who descend from edom, esau, the edomite heritage of people who make war, the ones who make weapons, the people who hunt and taxidermy, the people who declare themselves innocent, the group of people who fornicate, the people who eat all of the unlawful foods including pork, shape shifting people, the people who approve of and defend other people's right to commit sodomy, the people who created abortion in an effort to kill off all Black people, the people whose face is on the american money, and the people who eat raw undercooked meats.
white man: "I'm an edomite."
white woman: "I'm an edomite."
white boy: "I'm an edomite."
white girl: "I'm an edomite."
white woman: "I'm an edomite."
white boy: "I'm an edomite."
white girl: "I'm an edomite."
by Vita Smart July 15, 2022
Get the edomitemug. "I like my margaritas virgin."
by Vita Smart July 18, 2022
Get the virginmug. this designation identifies someone's heritage, lineage according to their fathers fathers
any person, regardless of their skin color, creed, religion, race, their mother or her family, or their national origin, whose father is descended from edom, the son of Isaac from Genesis 25:19 - 34
any person, regardless of their skin color, creed, religion, race, or their national origin, whose father is called white according to federal designations on united states forms that request race identification
any person, regardless of their skin color, creed, religion, race, mother, or national origin, whose father calls himself white, european, slavic, or by european country names such as welsh or swedish
the edomite people are the enemies of the Israelite people who they sold into slavery on auction blocks in marketplaces, considered products complete with barcodes and labels, described in newspapers like products, and given as gifts to edomites and their descendents to serve and work, without pay, in their houses, in their fields, and at their places of business
also called, also known as, aliases include spittle, nothing, devils, demons, vampire, energy vampire, red dragon, zebra, dead, fornicator, profane, disrespectful, redneck, po white trash, trailer trash, sluts, cave dwellers, hick, cracker, poor white trash, cave dweller, hicks, troglodyte, crackers, peckerwood, skinless, kkklansmen, white supremacists, racist, oppressors, master, masa, proud, and more.
any person, regardless of their skin color, creed, religion, race, their mother or her family, or their national origin, whose father is descended from edom, the son of Isaac from Genesis 25:19 - 34
any person, regardless of their skin color, creed, religion, race, or their national origin, whose father is called white according to federal designations on united states forms that request race identification
any person, regardless of their skin color, creed, religion, race, mother, or national origin, whose father calls himself white, european, slavic, or by european country names such as welsh or swedish
the edomite people are the enemies of the Israelite people who they sold into slavery on auction blocks in marketplaces, considered products complete with barcodes and labels, described in newspapers like products, and given as gifts to edomites and their descendents to serve and work, without pay, in their houses, in their fields, and at their places of business
also called, also known as, aliases include spittle, nothing, devils, demons, vampire, energy vampire, red dragon, zebra, dead, fornicator, profane, disrespectful, redneck, po white trash, trailer trash, sluts, cave dwellers, hick, cracker, poor white trash, cave dweller, hicks, troglodyte, crackers, peckerwood, skinless, kkklansmen, white supremacists, racist, oppressors, master, masa, proud, and more.
white people: "Look mom I'm an edomite, see, it's in the Bible."
white moms: "That's nice, honey. Excuse me. I have to get back to my bourbon and soap operas."
white moms: "That's nice, honey. Excuse me. I have to get back to my bourbon and soap operas."
by Vita Smart July 17, 2022
Get the edomitemug. by Vita Smart July 18, 2022
Get the virginmug. the man who is the product of incest between Lot and his firstborn daughter according to Genesis 19:31 - 37.
the kids and the descendants of the man who is a product of Lot having sex with his biological daughter.
modern-day so-called chinese people, so-called asian people, so-called asians, so-called orientals, moabites with the hooded eyelids who eat live octupus, jiggly cakes, and who say pork tastes sweet, sweeter than all the other meats.
a dunghill.
a washpot.
heathens.
going extinct.
for the streets.
a people group who are not eligible to marry any Israelite persons according to the laws, statutes, and commandments of the GOD from the Bible with whom the Israelites have a covenant. No other agreement can trump that agreement.
the kids and the descendants of the man who is a product of Lot having sex with his biological daughter.
modern-day so-called chinese people, so-called asian people, so-called asians, so-called orientals, moabites with the hooded eyelids who eat live octupus, jiggly cakes, and who say pork tastes sweet, sweeter than all the other meats.
a dunghill.
a washpot.
heathens.
going extinct.
for the streets.
a people group who are not eligible to marry any Israelite persons according to the laws, statutes, and commandments of the GOD from the Bible with whom the Israelites have a covenant. No other agreement can trump that agreement.
by Vita Smart July 15, 2022
Get the moabmug. any and every person on earth who does anything that looks, feels, or sounds just like your mother does it
"I was just doing your mom"
"Damn baby, that's sexy. Could you go do that over there, please?"
"Sure babe, thanks!"
"Damn baby, that's sexy. Could you go do that over there, please?"
"Sure babe, thanks!"
by Vita Smart July 27, 2022
Get the doing your mommug.