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Schrödinger's Cat

A nightmare I had back in the early 2010's.

The big, black Schrödinger's Cat jumped on my head.

I woke up.
A big, black Schrödinger's Cat jumped on my head in my dreams last night. I was terrified.
by Vita Smart July 15, 2022
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moab

the man who is the product of incest between Lot and his firstborn daughter according to Genesis 19:31 - 37.

the kids and the descendants of the man who is a product of Lot having sex with his biological daughter.

modern-day so-called chinese people, so-called asian people, so-called asians, so-called orientals, moabites with the hooded eyelids who eat live octupus, jiggly cakes, and who say pork tastes sweet, sweeter than all the other meats.

a dunghill.

a washpot.

heathens.

going extinct.

for the streets.

a people group who are not eligible to marry any Israelite persons according to the laws, statutes, and commandments of the GOD from the Bible with whom the Israelites have a covenant. No other agreement can trump that agreement.
I went to a restaurant run by moab. I ordered sweet and sour chicken with an egg roll.
by Vita Smart July 15, 2022
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edomite

this designation identifies someone's heritage, lineage according to their fathers fathers

any person, regardless of their skin color, creed, religion, race, their mother or her family, or their national origin, whose father is descended from edom, the son of Isaac from Genesis 25:19 - 34

any person, regardless of their skin color, creed, religion, race, or their national origin, whose father is called white according to federal designations on united states forms that request race identification

any person, regardless of their skin color, creed, religion, race, mother, or national origin, whose father calls himself white, european, slavic, or by european country names such as welsh or swedish

the edomite people are the enemies of the Israelite people who they sold into slavery on auction blocks in marketplaces, considered products complete with barcodes and labels, described in newspapers like products, and given as gifts to edomites and their descendents to serve and work, without pay, in their houses, in their fields, and at their places of business

also called, also known as, aliases include spittle, nothing, devils, demons, vampire, energy vampire, red dragon, zebra, dead, fornicator, profane, disrespectful, redneck, po white trash, trailer trash, sluts, cave dwellers, hick, cracker, poor white trash, cave dweller, hicks, troglodyte, crackers, peckerwood, skinless, kkklansmen, white supremacists, racist, oppressors, master, masa, proud, and more.
white people: "Look mom I'm an edomite, see, it's in the Bible."

white moms: "That's nice, honey. Excuse me. I have to get back to my bourbon and soap operas."
by Vita Smart July 17, 2022
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used tampon

any penis that has been inserted into any vagina, anus, hand, or mouth that gets an erection to be inserted into another different vagina, anus, hand, or mouth
Woman: "This used tampon tried to hit on me the other day."

Friend: "Ew. What did you say?"

Woman: "He's took me out to get a new handbag, a cute pair of red bottoms, and a steak dinner. After that he paid for me to vacation in the Maldives alone for some stress relief, he completely understands and then I stopped talking to him."

Friend: "Good for you. You deserve it."
by Vita Smart July 17, 2022
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used tampon

a penis that goes from human being to different, new human holes, seeking stress relief spreading bodily fluids, feelings, and disease between people and groups of people who made direct and indirect contact with their used tampon
Man 1: "Dude, you just had sex with Felicia last night. Now you're going into Norma Jean tonight. What are you? A used tampon?"

Man 2: "Yes and proud of it."

Man 1: "You're gonna catch AIDS."

Man 2: "So. I don't care."

Man 1: "You're disgusting."

Man 2: smiles
by Vita Smart July 17, 2022
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used tampon

a penis that is not special, not picky, and/or not discerning
"If I don't wait for that one right woman for me, I might become a used tampon."
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used tampon

any penis that won't wait and organize the man's spiritual, personal, and legal affairs first before it had sex with anyone
Man 1: "Man, you look like a used tampon."

Man 2, smiling: "I know."
by Vita Smart July 17, 2022
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