Vita Smart's definitions

ida slapter

spit that is there one minute and gone the next, a mist until you keep conjuring it up ALL OVER AGAIN

JUST LEAVE IT ALONE ALREADY

LEAVE THAT SHIT ALONE

"ida slapter finally dried up"
"That's cool. Pass the chips."
"Here ya go."

by Vita Smart July 27, 2022

used tampon

penis of ill-repute

Man: "Now how will I get a real life? I'm a used tampon. No woman will want me!" shrieks and cries out loud.

by Vita Smart July 17, 2022

white people

monkeys
cheeky monkeys
little monkeys

"I had some white people over to my house for dinner. NEVER. AGAIN. I will never do that shit again. I don't know what I was thinking."

by Vita Smart August 14, 2022

used tampon

unrepentant male genitalia that "ain't sorry" for what it did to multiple men, women, boys, and girls without providing benefit or protection to any of them

"I'm so hurt that I let a used tampon into my heart! Now he's gone with someone else!"

by Vita Smart July 17, 2022

used tampon

a penis that lacks discernment or any actual real taste in holes

"My used tampon almost went into the gutter last night. I had to save his one-eyed ass. You know he can't see that far!"

by Vita Smart July 17, 2022

everything

something that Black men made up, gave it to white people, and white people worship it as their own god

"I already gave you everything."
"Naw, man, you're holding out on me. There's got to be something more than this!"
"Nope. You got all of it."

by Vita Smart July 27, 2022

Like

The way that he said he feels about me.

The way that he doesn't feel about anyone else but me.

Him: "I like you"

Me: "What about her?"

Him: "Fuck that shit! I don't want that shit! I just want you" as he points at me.

Me: Beaming on the inside. Feeling so happy that he said that to me in front of everybody because I want to marry him too. I didn't say it but I still feel special to him.

by Vita Smart July 15, 2022