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Becky

A Black woman or a Black girl who loves Black men and she hates white men. She hates white women and white girls, too. She never hated Black men.
"There's different kinds of becky. Some becky talk like a white girl and other becky talk like a black woman. Some becky live in the hood and other becky is suburban. Some becky hard working and other becky lazy af. It's all becky to me."
by Vita Smart July 15, 2022
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used tampon

a man of ill-repute
"Women regularly use him for sex. It's as if they're passing around a used tampon. I can't understand it."
by Vita Smart July 17, 2022
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grown ass man

he got his own house
he got his own car
he works
he is skilled
he don't need nobody's help
he got it all done all without anyone else
he doesn't need money from any woman
he has open lines of credit in good standing
none of his credit cards are maxed out, not even one
he has an 800 and above credit score
he got bank accounts
he got money
he has profitable investments
there is food in his house
he already got a wife
he is educated
he has everything figured out in the event of a disaster, we can all count on him
he can make a wine cellar if he wants his own wine cellar
he doesn't need any permission from anybody, he gets what he wants
IF YOU AIN'T KNOW LAY YO BABY ASS BACK DOWN CUZ YOU TIRED
"My grown ass man gave me my own vineyard."
by Vita Smart August 14, 2022
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zebra

any and all white/edomite/ashkenazi/amalekite/ishmaelite/moabite people who have a white/edomite/ashkenazi/amalekite/ishmaelite/moabite father, a white/edomite/ashkenazi/amalekite/ishmaelite/moabite father's father, white/edomite/ashkenazi/amalekite/ishmaelite/moabite father's father's father, etc with a black/Israelite/hamite/african or other dark brown skinned mother who either is or who is not actually white but they don't always know who or what they are according to their own father's heritage or lineage for a myriad of reasons including death, abandonment or loss of records

all of the white/edomite/ashkenazi/amalekite/ishmaelite/moabite people with a built-in brown skin tan

all of the white/edomite/ashkenazi/amalekite/ishmaelite/moabite who walk around in blackface that was achieved by selective breeding or being relegated to a race that is not her own father's

a group of white/edomite/ashkenazi/amalekite/ishmaelite/moabite people who no one can tell what they are according to their own kind (according to their own father)

the phrase was coined on the television show called "The Jeffersons" the character George Jefferson routinely called the daughter of his neighbors (Jenny), a zebra
"George considers Jenny to be a zebra because her dad is called white and her mom is called black."
by Vita Smart July 18, 2022
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used tampon

any penis that has been inserted into any vagina, anus, hand, or mouth that gets an erection to be inserted into another different vagina, anus, hand, or mouth
Woman: "This used tampon tried to hit on me the other day."

Friend: "Ew. What did you say?"

Woman: "He's took me out to get a new handbag, a cute pair of red bottoms, and a steak dinner. After that he paid for me to vacation in the Maldives alone for some stress relief, he completely understands and then I stopped talking to him."

Friend: "Good for you. You deserve it."
by Vita Smart July 17, 2022
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ida slapter

the white man who slapped her and now he's lying about it by calling himself ida slapter
"Ida slapter except I did slap her and that's why I'm in prison doing time to think about that."
by Vita Smart July 27, 2022
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christian

the evolution of the holy roman empire formed by terroristic group of Black men who hated Black people
"That was mighty christian of you."
"Why, thank you child!"
"That was not a compliment you dweeb!"
by Vita Smart July 27, 2022
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