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doing your mom

any and every woman who walks around with the same clothing, hairstyle, husband, jewelry, house, job, possessions, kids, degree, and mannerisms as your mom
"I was just doing your mom"
"Could you do that over there, please?"
"But I thought you liked that!"
"It's great. Thanks."
by Vita Smart July 27, 2022
mugGet the doing your mommug.

ida slapter

spit that is there one minute and gone the next, a mist until you keep conjuring it up ALL OVER AGAIN

JUST LEAVE IT ALONE ALREADY

LEAVE THAT SHIT ALONE
"ida slapter finally dried up"
"That's cool. Pass the chips."
"Here ya go."
by Vita Smart July 27, 2022
mugGet the ida slaptermug.

a grown ass man

he got it goin' on
he got his own house
he got his own car
two jobs, work hard
he's a bad man
he has savings
he has credit cards
he has investments
he has everything prepared in the event of a disaster
he got a wife
he only been with one woman for his entire life cuz he didn't want any STD's
he is educated
he educates his own wife
he has full coverage health, life, dental, and vision benefits no copay
IF YOU AIN'T KNOW, SIT DOWN
"A grown ass man took me on a vacation after he paid all of the bills and put away money for the future."
by Vita Smart August 14, 2022
mugGet the a grown ass manmug.

elamite

the pagan descendants of elam, also called indian, east indian, west indian who has no right to miscegenate with Israelites, it is prohibited

they come in all shapes and colors but generally have brown skin, dark eyes, and straight black hair

they have all levels of education and socioeconomic background, don't try to identify them based on their income level

their country has a caste system that classifies them by their socio-economic status

they like to put on henna tattoos and throw colored dust at each other during their pagan celebration

they worship fake idols made of all different materials (dross, wood, metal, etc) in their hindu temples, in their mosques, and in their own homes; their religions include sikhism, buddhism, jainism, christianity, islam; they also practice judaism, zoroastrianism, and the baha'i' faith.

you will find them working at the office in technology, science, or at the local indian restaurant

their men like to throw battery acid in their women's faces to disfigure her and some of their men marry their women just to ruin her hymen and then quickly divorce her to make her poor, husbandless, and undesired for re-marriage

they are generally with everyone but everyone is not with them but they don't care and they do what they want to do
"The elamite makes chutney"
by Vita Smart July 31, 2022
mugGet the elamitemug.

used tampon

"I just cheated on my wife. I'm a used tampon!"
by Vita Smart July 17, 2022
mugGet the used tamponmug.

used tampon

the penis that lacks honor, love, and control - it's a mean, heartless, angry, sad, stingy, hateful penis
"I'll be damned if these people out here have me walking around looking like a used tampon! No. Not today!"
by Vita Smart July 17, 2022
mugGet the used tamponmug.

poseidon

"You are so poseidon"
"No I'm not you're poseidon!"
by Vita Smart July 27, 2022
mugGet the poseidonmug.

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