Vinny's definitions

Japan

A very brutal country. You can buy almost everything you can dream of from vending machines. Famous for anime, manga, and disgusting porn (scatophagy, vomit, violent rape, hentai). A peaceful, polite country on the surface with a violent undertone. Overcrowded; surprisingly clean; extremely high smoking rate; obssessed with electronic gadgets; biggest producer economical, quality but also ugly-looking automobiles.
Their music includes cute j-pop to ultra-brutal grindcore. Suicide rate is high, people are nationalistic.

I am going to visit Japan this weekend, should I bring my machine gun?

by vinny April 3, 2005

cobained

One who was transformed by and/or drawn in by Kurt Cobain, to the point of a full life change.

Dude what's with the flannel shirt and ripped jeans... you are so cobained.
There are currently 3 people here cultivating the Kurt Cobain look.

by Vinny March 2, 2005

Quarter-Shot

When you think you have a fart and you let it out, but it is a little wet and it gets on the back of your pants. The spot is about the size of a quarter.

Check it out, that guy has a quarter-shot.

by Vinny September 17, 2004

ladder (recipient)

TO give someone a ladder or someone needs to receive a ladder, as they need to get over them selves.

If I gave you ladder could you get over yourself.
I took her to home depot to pick out a ladder.
Intellectually... you only need a step stool.

by Vinny March 1, 2005

habitat for humility

What church sould be, but often isn't.

We need money for a bigger church. We want to have stained glass windows shipped in from Italy. The more parishioners... the more money.

by Vinny March 1, 2005

philmo

A business owner who does not take a day off.

He can't go today he's at work, he's such a philmo.

by Vinny March 1, 2005

simple sing

generally simple minded singfai
pretty dumb.

simple sing's bouncy hair, failing to see a wrapper on his person

by vinny December 4, 2003