Jersey Devil

A little four foot tall winged-horse monster that inhabits the Pine Barrens of southern New Jersey. Allegedly it was born as a demon child of a Puritan mother in the 1700's, but many myths surround its origin. There have been various sightings over the past 200 years, and one group of sightings put New Jersey into a state-wide security alert. The Devil is known for its blood red eyes and chilling high pitched shreik. The little monster will attack and eat animals ranging from house cats to small deer, and it likes to spook stranded tourists by jumping on the hoods of their cars. It is also the official namesake of the Jersey Devils hockey team

Contact the New Jersey Pine Barrens homepage for Devil Hunts

by Vincent January 31, 2005

tuck fexas

A clever saying used by Oklahomans to show their envy.

I attend the University of Texas-Norman. Tuck fexas!

by Vincent December 18, 2003

hoofta

An exlamation...sorta like "wow"

"Hoofta, that fart is rank."

by vincent March 17, 2004

God

1.The supreme being, creator of all things, and savior of all. One day, all of creation will bow down to Him and clarify His name, Jesus, the God over all,and King of Kings. No one can disprove Him and get rid of Him, as there is no proof HE does not exist,neither can he be proved within Science limitations, as you cannot define the Supernatural topics in a created topic(Science is of the Earth,not heaven or hell...therefore Science can prove God's existence henceforth on this earth, but not His existence in all aspects of His ways...)
2. The same meaning as definition 1, but God is 3 persons making 1 Godhead..like 3 persons making up the HEad of a council,or head of a business.

I talked with God the Father yesterday..
I talked with God the Son yesterday..
I talked to God the Holy Spirit yesterday..
The godhead is 3 persons in one God..

by Vincent December 08, 2004

capishe

its an old word meaning "do you understand?", used by Italian mobsters.

And whoever thinks its an old school gangsta term is fucking retarded.

Ok Salvatore, I want Jimmy wacked. Leave him in a dumpster, so the garbagemen have a little surprise, capishe?

by Vincent February 17, 2004

gargantuos

Big, huge, ginormous, large, massive in size, SO BIG IT IS UGLY

original cellphones were gargantuos

by vincent March 17, 2004

f'd in the a

1.fucked in the ass
2.the act of getting showed up, served, or screwed out of something.

1.When is the last time you were f'd in the a?
2.I was totally f'd in the a by those dirty bastards.

by Vincent May 16, 2004