Azrael

The given name for the angel of death. He "escorts you" when it is your time to go.

not to be confused with the rest of your idiotic definitions

by vincent December 16, 2003

legal name

1) Usually a person's full name thats given at birth, it can be changed by filling in the proper forms and paying the appropriate fee.

2) A name that the government approves.

Your Legal Name Is Albert Einstein

by Vincent December 13, 2004

weeaboo

A game whereby the one who is caught saying the word weeaboo must be chained to a pipe and paddled by all around him/her. Those with the paddles must chant weeaboo until the paddling is finished and the one chained to a pipe is released.

Person 1: "If we waste anymore time on 'weeaboo,' we'll be bankrupt by the end of the month!"
Person 2: "Did somebody just say 'Weeaboo?' 'cause I think I just heard someone say 'Weeaboo.'"
Person 3, 4, 5, and 6: "WEE-A-BOO! WEE-A-BOO!"

by Vincent December 17, 2004

grabass

The opposite of "soft/lighted" sex - like "Makin Love". Concentraded on the carnal side of procreating.

John is very nice in bed - too nice. I miss the grabass part of making love. I miss banging my head towards the bedroom wall.

by Vincent August 21, 2003

one eyed pirate

Having a girl suck your dick and then shooting it into her eye while kicking her in the shin as to make her an example of a pirate with a missing leg and one eye that says "argh".

You should have seen that bitch when I gave her a one eyed pirate last night.

by Vincent May 13, 2004

philippines

A) Asia's banana republic(alt coconut)
B) 2nd largest archipelago in the world
C) a true melting pot of Asian,Hispanic and American cultures/values/genes!!!!

A-1945-Highest GNP per capita of countries in the Orient..2003-now behind Thailand and Malaysia despite tens of billions of us aid..also huge endemic graft/corruption issue...illegal drug exports..guerillas.....Catholic bueracracy...can anybody say Colombia in SE asia!!!
B) big archipelago...largest being Indonesia over 7100 islands at last count
C) Most surnames Spanish with much of the national language..Tagalog heavily influenced by Spanish(colonized by Spain at roughly the same time and duration as Mexico!!!)..descended from Malyayo/Polynesian seafarers...most recently colonized by Americanos...(walk down any street here "Hey Joe" as in GI....leading to the exotic blending of the Pinoy/ay today

by vincent January 22, 2004

in-law

da peeps who look at ya like ya da devil; or, a human who doesn't break no law

see, unwanted

yo woman's fam

by vincent March 17, 2004