n00b at life

part of speach: noun
plural form: n00bs at life

one who refuses to learn from or take the advice of his\her elders or those whom hold more wisdom or are more knowledgable when it comes to ane specific field or category of experience, or who is simply too hard-headed to apply his\her peers’ successful actions/conduct to his\her-self; one who is too stubborn to grow much as a human, who will oft decline him\herself the right to learn from his\her past experiences, and who will seldom accept things in any way that isn’t to the standard that s\he is used to or has been led to believe priorhand/previously (even if it lacks evidence or support to back it up), who may try too steadfast not to lose face when proven wrong; linear. Oftentimes agnostic on a level deeper than the thought of ‘God’ (which, when on a deeper level, is a bad thing, because it illustrates lack of true taste/perception or knowledge of the surrounding world as perceived by the n00b at life).

See also n00b, which is different than a 'noob'. (A noob reffers more to a ‘newb’, or ‘newbie’ at something{specifically a videogame}, whereas a 'n00b' can be anyone who..well I’m not suppose to define 'n00b' here, but just note that even vets can act n00b-ish at times.)

Compare 'n00bs at life' with the '‘élitist’ Democrats' who THINK that they’re über-the-shit and clearly demonstrate their ‘superiority’ towards the rest of the population.
"Having a n00b at life for your mother really bites. But to have a n00b at life for your father is a plain-out atrocity (especially if you are a male, though is equally conductually imparing to a daughter)."
by Victor Van Styn August 26, 2005
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mein

German word for 'mine' or for 'my'. This nondistinguishment between ‘mine’ and ‘my’ auf Deutsch is why you will see sterotyped German-Rushan folk in TV shows speeking with such phrases as "mine dog", "mine schnauzer", "mein {et cetera}".
Dass ist mein!! Giveit bäk!!!
by Victor Van Styn August 23, 2005
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effing

See also: effin, effin', f'ng, f'n, F-ing

Derivative of the word ‘fucking’, 'effing' means litterally ‘F-ing’. You may see it used on a message board where derogatory words (such as the f-word) are not allowed, to take the place the un-allowed.(Note that on sites such as GameFAQs, this is known as censor bypassing, and you most likely will get modded for it, whether be by a nobleman or some n00b merely&purely because s\he can.) It is, however, its own, unique word, seperate from ‘fucking’ or ‘f'ing’ or ‘F-ing’ in its entireity.

The reason that "I'm late for class"'s definition of this word has received such low ratings is for the fact that s\he acted as a ‘language elitist’ and instantly put the word down, when in actuality s\he did not know the etymological origin of the word and whe\how\under what contexts.. it is generally used.
"Dumbass.."
"Geez, get off my effin' case!!"
by Victor Van Styn August 26, 2005
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prescription tv

'satelite' or 'cable' when you don’t know which one of the two (if not instead *neither* or *both*) someone(the person you’re addressing) has, or when you want to avoid sounding controversial(lol).

synonyms: prescription tv, prescription TV, prescription television, subscription t.v., prescription T.V., prescription t.v, prescription T.V; satelite\cable, satelite/cable, cable\satelite, cable/satelite
me: Sara, do you have prescription tv??

Sara: ...

me: Errr, do you have satelite\cable?
by Victor Van Styn August 18, 2005
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AO

..is short for ‘Adults Only’ (most extreme videogame rating in the States). See also: EC, K-A, E, E10+, T, M, AO, and ESRB.
GTA:SA is no longer rated 'M', but instead 'AO', and subsequesntly is no longer on the shelves, barely in stock at all.
by Victor Van Styn August 22, 2005
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Jarritos

proper noun
pronounced: 'Här-REE`toess'

a Mexican soft-drink (meaning a carbonated beverage) which has made its way to the States. I my self first saw it at a Bigg's grocery store in Cincinnati, Ohio (where I reside).
Personally, my favorite flavor of Jarritos is Tamarind\Tamarindo. No other soda like it; almost as tantalizing as Jone's Soda. Second would come Tuti-fruit (carbonated Mexican punch).
by Victor Van Styn August 14, 2005
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author's page

On UrbanDictionary.com, it is where one views an author's total definitions (such as one's own). Now accessible not only by clicking on an author's name at the end of his\her definition, but also by searching ‘author {author's nickname here}’ in the definition search bar found in the top-right corner.
For my own author's page, click on the following link: author Victor Van Styn.
by Victor Van Styn December 28, 2005
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