by Vice Gaming November 11, 2019
when your homie lays on your back but you ain't gay so you hit em with an ass thrust on their crotch
I was leaning on the table watching the pool game and Jake started leaning on me so I hit em with an ochoyang
by Vice Gaming November 11, 2019
I was eating out my girl's ass so hard that I swallowed a giant ass cherroid and it startled her so much that she started shitting down my throat and I was like "oh well bon appeshit"
by Vice Gaming November 11, 2019
When its December 1st and you have successfully survived No Nut November, so you release the biggest nut of the year in a powerful semen beam
Guy 1: "Your walls weren't white the last time I was here. Did you have a change of mind? Cause it actually looks pretty good."
Guy 2: "Nah it was a result of my coomblast, it was too powerful this year."
Guy 2: "Nah it was a result of my coomblast, it was too powerful this year."
by Vice Gaming November 11, 2019
When you shove cranberries up your ass to mix with your turd so you can have a delectable meal while relieving yourself.
When the boys were having a potluck I decided to replace the chili sauce which my special crangoola.
by Vice Gaming November 11, 2019
I was cleaning my son's bedroom and behind his bed, I found a huge pile of fresh coomtoom sliming up the walls
by Vice Gaming November 11, 2019