Vespers mum's definitions
Thinks they’re big but they’re teeny and too adorable to be threatening. They now believe that pigs can fly after witnessing it firsthand.
Bean fights for the people they love and they are also going to dig up my dead bird
Bean fights for the people they love and they are also going to dig up my dead bird
by Vespers mum October 12, 2025
Get the Beanmug. by Vespers mum October 12, 2025
Get the Autumnmug. An absolute fat bastard with zero manners or morals. Friends with rapists. When they get angry their belly wobbles and their butthole opens and closes aggressively.
by Vespers mum October 12, 2025
Get the Vespermug. 
The spitting image of dee Dee Blanchard. Lying bastard pretending she’s ill. She’s really just a lazy bitch who thinks it is too hard to keep her eyes open. RIP Vanessa in your favourite sofa cushion
Ew Vanessa
by Vespers mum October 12, 2025
Get the Vanessamug. A massive Jehovahs Witness hater who slams the door on Jws little toesies.
They also celebrate Halloween now na na na na naaaaaa
They also celebrate Halloween now na na na na naaaaaa
Luna
by Vespers mum October 12, 2025
Get the Lunamug. 