Vespers mum's definitions

Bean

Thinks they’re big but they’re teeny and too adorable to be threatening. They now believe that pigs can fly after witnessing it firsthand.

Bean fights for the people they love and they are also going to dig up my dead bird

You’re being a bean

by Vespers mum October 12, 2025

Autumn

A feathery being that attacks bells and screams

Run autumn is coming for your bells!

by Vespers mum October 12, 2025

Robin

A groomer

You’re like robin

by Vespers mum October 12, 2025

Jehovah’s Witness

Liar

You’re a Jehovah’s Witness

by Vespers mum October 12, 2025

Luna

A massive Jehovahs Witness hater who slams the door on Jws little toesies.

They also celebrate Halloween now na na na na naaaaaa

Luna

by Vespers mum October 12, 2025

Vesper

An absolute fat bastard with zero manners or morals. Friends with rapists. When they get angry their belly wobbles and their butthole opens and closes aggressively.

Stop acting like vesper

by Vespers mum October 12, 2025

Vanessa

The spitting image of dee Dee Blanchard. Lying bastard pretending she’s ill. She’s really just a lazy bitch who thinks it is too hard to keep her eyes open. RIP Vanessa in your favourite sofa cushion

Ew Vanessa

by Vespers mum October 12, 2025