Vernon's definitions

sponty

An immediate arousal of the male sexual organ triggered by a pleasurable sight.

She dropped her drawers and I got a sponty!

by vernon September 25, 2003

some asshole talking behind my back

Phrase that is often used by someone right after they fart.

"That was just some asshole talking behind my back!",Jane said softly after she let out a big fart.

by vernon February 3, 2004

troll

Troll: Medical term; The patient population that frequents emergency rooms and I.C.U. units. They are easy to spot--all are non-compliant and wait days after becomming ill to seak medical attention. The first thing they have to do after admission is eat and take a shit.

There are three Trolls in the emergency room,the E.M.S. brought them all and thay have no transportation to leave.They all need to eat and take a shit so I guess they will be admitted to I.C.U.

by vernon February 3, 2004

know what i'm saying

"know what I'm saying?": used by idiots and fools after every other word in a sentance when they have no idea what they are talking about.

Then I say what it be like"know what I'm saying" we jacked him up"know what I'm saying"and poped a cap in him"know what I'm saying?".

by vernon February 5, 2004

white wee

The product from male ejacuation.

.. she lay back as he showered her in an explosion of white wee.

by vernon September 25, 2003