Definitions by Vermont Fag

clam smashers

Lesbians. This expression refers to women who bump pussy together (clam=bearded clam or pussy AND smashers=humping or rubbing together of said pussys).

Dude, your grandma and Hannah have lived together for the last 25 years. Don't you get it?

They're clam smashers.

clam smashers by Vermont Fag January 31, 2017

smelly hootie 

A twat that hasn't been properly cleaned for days resulting in horrendous odors.

The men who are into Melaynya love an unwashed rancid smelly hootie.

smelly hootie by Vermont Fag January 7, 2017

itchy pussy 

A woman who is ready for immediate sex, i.e. a woman who is extremely horny.

That woman at the bar is all over that guy, she's practically giving him a lap dance. She really has an itchy pussy.

itchy pussy by Vermont Fag December 17, 2016

Clam Strips

Labial lips, i.e. from the "bearded clam".

Allyson: I have a taste for some blackened clam strips.
Tonayleeza: I got some of them you can have!
Allyson: Great! I'm ready to eat some clam strips now!

Clam Strips by Vermont Fag November 3, 2016

Douche my twat 

This is a sarcastic phrase used by gay men meaning "getting ready for a night out at the bars and hopefully getting lucky".

John: I'm ready to head out to boystown now, you coming?
Bobby: I'll meet up with you later, I have to douche my twat!

Douche my twat by Vermont Fag October 21, 2016

tooken

Used in place of taken in the Northeast Kingdom of Vermont mainly used by locals and farmers

Phil: Hey Buck is there any Heady Topper left in town (Hardwick, VT)??
Connor: Sorry Buck it's all been tooken.

tooken by Vermont Fag October 21, 2016