vate

adj. Used to describe something or someone that is so unbelievabley beat, wack, horrible, hideous, or all of the above and beyond.

n. vateness, something that is vate.

How'd it go w/ dat broad last night? You hit dat?
Nah, shit was mad vate.

The no smoking inside law is vate.

Yo, I got arrested last night dun!
Foreal!? vateness. What happened son?

This club is vate, let's go somewhere else.

This chick Christina has a slammin body, but her personality is so vate I don't ever mess with her.

This weed ain't no kind bud, shit's vate.

by vegas March 12, 2004

Crunchy Air

Also known as a rice cake. Eaten by supermodels and people on diets.

I broke my diet when i put peanutbutter on my "crunchy air"

by Vegas March 24, 2003

Tramp Stamp

A tattoo above a woman's ass crack.

Her pants were so low cut, you could see her tramp stamp.

by Vegas March 23, 2003

Punch a Grumpy

The act of taking a really mean dump.

I actually have left partys because I had to "Punch a Grumpy"

by Vegas March 24, 2003

blind mullet

a floating turd

I was swimming in the ocean when a blind mullet drifted past me.

by Vegas March 23, 2003

24 Hour Ebola

A sickness that occurs when you need to miss something like work or a test.

I told my boss i wouldn't be in today because i have a bad case of "24 hour ebola"

by Vegas March 24, 2003

Marinate

The act of sitting on the couch and not acomplishing anything at all.

I was gonna go to class but my i got high and decided to "marinate" intstead.

by Vegas March 29, 2003