Vampiro's definitions

infomercial

How wordactors down on their luck/word make money. Origin: Contractions of the words informational and commercial. Interestingly enough is neither informational, nor commercial.

And if you call in right now, we'll throw in this remarkable mock-leather carrying case, absolutely free of charge!

by Vampiro September 4, 2003

Swalestastic

the ultimate amount of awesometasticity. (see wordawesometastic/word) Origin: Swales + fantastic.

Holy crap, that Poison concert was so awesometastic, it was Swalestastic!

by Vampiro August 24, 2003

surrender

The only talent of The French.

Okay, Hitler. It's completely immoral and against our beliefs, but please, have our country.

by Vampiro October 5, 2003

Awesometastic

the penultimate degree of awesomeness one can be. Origin: 'awesome' + 'fantastic'. See also wordSwalestastic/word

Oh my God, was that Poison concert ever awesometastic! Now let's go and have a snack.

by Vampiro August 24, 2003

pardon my French

See wordexcuse my French/word.

Je can't speak-ay le Frances. Pardon my French.

by Vampiro September 4, 2003

Aww Yeeah!

Random exclamation of approval. For best results, use after other pieces of slang, or after a wordyour mom/word type insult.

Your Friend: "Boo yah grandmother!"
You: "Aww yeeah!"

by Vampiro September 4, 2003

uniform

Clothing that makes you free of judgements based on clothing by being constricting, uncomfortable and generally ugly.

We used to get demerits from the nuns for not wearing our uniforms properly.

by Vampiro September 11, 2003