Valintino the Big Surpremo's definitions
An ignorant European who is a class-A douchebag. They think all Americans are fat, stupid, stinky, spoiled retards who a lot like George Bush. A eurofag pretty much has probably never seen an American before, but for some unfathomable reason, they act like they know all about Americans when they don't. They also think that they are superior to everyone else. Not all Europeans are like this, just eurofags, in fact most Europeans are cool, but some are just complete assholes.
Eurofag: All Americans are fat, dumb, ignorant, and only eat McDonald's!
Average American: For your information, most of us are in good shape, we are not dumb, only about 1/4 of us are ignorant idiots, the rest of us are not ignorant, and we don't scarf down McDonald's like animals. So who is the real ignorant person?
Eurofag: *silence*
Average American: That's what I thought, you eurofag.
Average American: For your information, most of us are in good shape, we are not dumb, only about 1/4 of us are ignorant idiots, the rest of us are not ignorant, and we don't scarf down McDonald's like animals. So who is the real ignorant person?
Eurofag: *silence*
Average American: That's what I thought, you eurofag.
by Valintino the Big Surpremo August 31, 2010
Get the eurofagmug. 
A extremely tough and badass gang in the warriors movie and video game. They are very skilled at using baseball bats as weapons and they dress up in baseball uniforms and wear face paint. They are also very quiet. The basic soldiers wear white outfits, while the lieutenants wear black outfits. Another noteworthy feature of the base ball furies is that the members' nicknames are inspired by baseball players (Ruth,Mickey,Cobb,etc). The leader of the baseball furies is a large,silent, muscular man known as Cobb. Cobb dresses up as an umpire and uses two baseball bats that are taped/tied together as a surprisingly destructive weapon. The baseball furies are known,respected, and feared as one of the toughest gangs in all of NYC (in the warriors movie and video game of course).
Ajax: I'm going to shove that baseball bat up your ass and turn you into a Popsicle.
Baseball Fury Soldier: *Shows off with his bat*
baseball furies
Baseball Fury Soldier: *Shows off with his bat*
baseball furies
by Valintino the Big Surpremo September 18, 2010
Get the baseball furiesmug. 
According to what school tells you: A great man who accidentally discovered America when no one else could find it.
Reality: A greedy piece of genocidal shit who wasn't the first person to find America, the Native Americans discovered America before anyone else and after the Native Americans found America, vikings discovered America, and a several explorers found it too. But for some reason, Columbus ends up taking all the credit for something the Native Americans discovered.To add insult to injury, he ends up enslaving a bunch of Native Americans to take to Spain as slaves (this is 100% true) and his Spanish sailors and him killed approximately 8 million Native Americans (also true) Talk about some major bullshit.
Reality: A greedy piece of genocidal shit who wasn't the first person to find America, the Native Americans discovered America before anyone else and after the Native Americans found America, vikings discovered America, and a several explorers found it too. But for some reason, Columbus ends up taking all the credit for something the Native Americans discovered.To add insult to injury, he ends up enslaving a bunch of Native Americans to take to Spain as slaves (this is 100% true) and his Spanish sailors and him killed approximately 8 million Native Americans (also true) Talk about some major bullshit.
Teacher: And that's how Christopher Columbus discovered America when no one else did.
4th grader: *raises his hand*
Teacher: Yes, Timmy?
4th grader: Didn't the Native Americans discover America first?
Teacher: Nope, it was Columbus!
4th grader: I'm pretty sure it was the Native Americans.
Teacher: I SAID IT WAS COLUMBUS!!!
4th grader: But-
Teacher: THAT IS IT! YOU ARE GOING TO WRITE "Columbus discovered America, not the Native Americans." 50 TIMES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
4th grader: *raises his hand*
Teacher: Yes, Timmy?
4th grader: Didn't the Native Americans discover America first?
Teacher: Nope, it was Columbus!
4th grader: I'm pretty sure it was the Native Americans.
Teacher: I SAID IT WAS COLUMBUS!!!
4th grader: But-
Teacher: THAT IS IT! YOU ARE GOING TO WRITE "Columbus discovered America, not the Native Americans." 50 TIMES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Valintino the Big Surpremo September 1, 2010
Get the christopher columbusmug. Steroids for your penis.
by Valintino the Big Surpremo August 30, 2010
Get the viagramug. Tap water is pretty much the same as bottled water, only you'll save a shitload of money and, believe it or not, you will be healthier drinking tap water over bottled water (probably because bottled water has chemicals in it.) It also tastes better (in my opinion), and the only reason why people don't like it is because you need to refrigerate it for a while for it to be cold.
by Valintino the Big Surpremo August 31, 2010
Get the tap watermug.