poomtrick

Noun. Something you call a boy named patrick who is extremly blonde with alot of pimples who skates and plays guitar.
Poomtrick is overthere skating and playing guitar.
by Victor May 07, 2005
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Asscandle

Normally referring to an individual with homosexual tendancies, who has a history of cheating on his fiance
Ash, you cheated on your fiance, you fucking asscandle
by Victor February 24, 2005
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Switzerland

A landlocked European country which has been neutral in many historical conflicts, including the two world wars. Its banks are world-renowned for their secrecy. Capital is Berne.
Switzerland is the neutral piggy bank of the world.
by victor August 10, 2004
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electrolarynx

A handheld microphone-like device used by those whose voiceboxes are either damaged or have been removed due to cancer of the larynx or other conditions. Usually, they stick the device up to their throats, and speak -- the vibrations are carried to the device, which turns those vibrations into an audible voice. It sounds very electronic when they speak, and sometimes they even scare the children...
James has an electrolarynx and he sounds like Darth Vader.
by victor June 11, 2006
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who shot john

When you ask someone if they know
who did a certain thing, and they
give you answer that you know is
b.s. (bull shit)
Don't come in here with that who
shot john b.s.
by Victor November 29, 2004
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jaunt

n. a thing (white community slang-kids trying to be black and messing up the word "jaun")
let's go to the movies because there's this new jaunt i wanted to see.

look at that jaunt over there.
by Victor April 11, 2003
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Taco Bell

Place that should be nuked into orbit, with all the remaining parts of the damn chihuahua, and along with its employees, franchisees, and executives.
Finally, some annoying company has been shot out of our planet, including all the restaraunts, and their corporate HQ, with EVERYONE that uses those buildings.
by victor December 07, 2003
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