Definitions by VAKI5

jacentary 

Just as sedentary comes from the Latin word for to sit, jacentary is comes from the Latin word for to lie down, taking the concept a step further.

She says she lives a sedentary lifestyle? Jacentary, I'd say.

jacentary by VAKI5 May 8, 2005

Jack-o-Lapple 

A fruit carved to look like a Jack-O-Lantern.

Ms. Alavi has a Jack-O-Lapple in her room.

Jack-o-Lapple by VAKI5 May 8, 2005

jackalope 

Someone who is acting without common sense, a dumb person.

What a jackalope! He's hitting on Matt's girl right in front of Matt. And Matt is huge!

jackalope by VAKI5 May 8, 2005

jackassery

Acting like a complete jackass.

Derek was displaying some quality jackassery in the bar last night.

jackassery by VAKI5 May 8, 2005

Jack Palance 

To accidentally inhale sharply through both the nose and mouth at the end of a statement, a la actor Jack Palance. This is due either to an oncoming burp or hiccup,or other change of internal pressure.

So yesterday I fell off of the toilet.(gasp)...Wow, I just Jack Palanced at the end of that sentence

Jack Palance by VAKI5 May 8, 2005

Justified

People acting or dressing or singing like Justin Timberlake.

Did you see that girl in the baby blue bandana? She's justified.

Justified by VAKI5 May 8, 2005

justafriend 

A person that someone is obviously dating,
which is obvious to every single person in the world except said victim, er, person.

So, you hanging out with Kristen tonight? Nope, her justafriend is taking her to dinner and movies.
Oh.

justafriend by VAKI5 May 8, 2005